by "nermal" (nermal)
Published 11/02/2017 at 17:39
by "nermal" (nermal)
Published 11/02/2017 at 17:39
Tags: fuck you space ghost this is how its done
; that tag comes up first when you type its
; it's teal actually
STARS: 3
Was
wasting some time
being productive at work this afternoon shopping for new beemers and came across this. I like it. Best part of this particular one:
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
11/02/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
awesome color
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/02/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0
BMW options silliness at its finest:
Extra chrome trim on the bumper and bimmerangs with the Luxury Package, but accessory black kidney grilles and mirror caps.
Because...reasons?
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/02/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 0
This isn’t the same as the M2 Long Beach Blue?
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/02/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0
Have you seen all the M Performance kit that BMW peddles?
It makes an otherwise normal BMW look obnoxious.
"nermal" (nermal)
11/02/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 0
Also, their optical illusion wheels. They look like they’re a very thin-spoked chrome. In reality, they are a thicker black spoke with a thin chrome strip in the middle them.
"nermal" (nermal)
11/02/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
The name is different, therefore it must be different. Certainly the M version of a similar color is faster than this plebeian 430i.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/02/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0
They also cost “only” $900 according to the configurator.
"Rico" (ricorich)
11/02/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 0
Nah it’s different shades.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/02/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0
Oh yeah, there’s loads of it. The dealers love the stuff, of course. It’s so easy to make the cars extra tacky, and I say this even though I drive a damn modified BMW.
Last year when I was test driving assorted new BMWs before deciding to buy a used one and modify it, there was a white 340i with all the M Performance baubles including some garish tape stripes on the showroom floor. Basically this, exactly, but also the M Performance exhaust, and no front plate to hide over the stripes.
The sales lady was like, “isn’t this one so cool?” and I tried to be diplomatic with some comment about I couldn’t pull off driving around with those stripes.
I mean, come on, it’s a 340i, not an M3 Lightweight.
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
11/02/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0
‘Bimmers’, not ‘beemers’.
Nice color, though!
"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
11/02/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 0
To be fair the 340 is probably faster than the e36 lightweight
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/02/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 1
It’s definitely faster but that doesn’t mean it’s not tacky.
"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
11/02/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 0
Oh yeah big time tacky. I saw an m550i covered in m5 badges and stripes and with a huge wing. You already have 450 horsepower you don’t need to prove it to anybody.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
11/02/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 0
I saw an X4 in a color very much like this today. I was very conflicted. Lovely color. Hideous car. You know?
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/02/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 0
ha - I caught a glimpse of the pic and went, “oooh, that’s a nice color,” then read the headline. I don’t think I like those wheels though...