Oppo, I think god spoke to me today

by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 11/02/2017 at 15:51

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So a guy tried to buy weed off me today on campus. I think god’s telling me to.

Step 1- Become a drug dealer

Step 2- Use drug profits to hire PI to investigate the shop I suspect stole the Integra

Step 3- PI busts shop for numerous car thefts

Step 4- Turn myself into the police for being a drug dealer.

Step 5-

Replies (21)

"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/02/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 3

become a God dealer for maximum profits

though... Dog dealer is best :]

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 1

N E X T L E V E L

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/02/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1

Yo man. You holding trees?

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

Yeeeeah man, but I don’t have any of that black ice man. Shit’s hard to come by.

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/02/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

I would have assumed God would have said, “DC3 LS, get your shit together and get a car.” and not, “Hey, you should be a drug dealer.”

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/02/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

Be a rug dealer instead. Apparently it’s quite a lucrative business.

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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Hey I have my shit together! USAA got me a rental until Nov 10. Also I was suppose to go look at the Galant today, but I texted the dude this morning to ask for his address and he hasn’t responded :(

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/02/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

*pulls out a $2 bill*

How about now?

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/02/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

I mean...I can’t believe you passed on that $21k 3-door Chevy truck. The ad even said “one of a kind”

"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/02/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

That is a police K9 in training, apparently...

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 1

You’re right, a rattle can paint job and a tune up and I could’ve sold it at Barett Jackson for 6 figures!

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 1

A two dollar bill? I’ll throw in an extra gram just for that!

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/02/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1

God works in mysterious ways.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/02/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1

If you’re gonna become a drug dealer, why not an ITR then?

Dream big!

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 1

Too suspicious. I’ll just slum it in a Chevy Cavalier until I’ve been out of college a few years.

"PS9" (PS9)
11/02/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1

“well the drugs ain’t gonna deal themselves. Somebody’s gotta do it.”

-God

"feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
11/02/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........

Did you sell him some drugs?

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/02/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 0

Or this?

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Didn’t have any :(

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/02/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1

Kinja ate link.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/02/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Dammit I tried twice, too. Screw Kinja.

Was a photo of Jesse Pinkman’s Tercel wagon.