by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 11/02/2017 at 11:42
by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 11/02/2017 at 11:42
Tags: TRANSCENDENT OPPO
STARS: 4
Humans are Gorillas with coilovers, improved suspension geometry, and RWD.
Other primates heavily rely on their arms and hands for locomotion, doubling the work load of their arms like the front wheels on a FWD car. While humans segregate locomotive and motor tasks between legs and arms, like a RWD car.
Basically we’re all sports cars.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
11/02/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 8
Wouldn’t a lot of primates have at least part-time AWD with torque vectoring since they can send power to all four corners in varying amounts? It’s a FWD-biased system, so that makes primates... Haldex AWD?
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/02/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 4
Evolution FTW. Suck it, young Earthers.
"user314" (user314)
11/02/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 7
"HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie" (hpoz54)
11/02/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 3
I’m sorry, Hammond is clearly the gibbon
"user314" (user314)
11/02/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0
I think it’s Tom Cruise.
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
11/02/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 3
My friends already think I’m speaking of witchcraft and parallel dimensions when I try to explain the most basic car related topic. If I start comparing my Miata to an Ape I’m going to get committed to the Psych ward.
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
11/02/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 4
wow that’s bananas!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/02/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 2
Technically since Haldex doesn’t usually have torque vectoring it would make them Saab XWD which adds rear axle torque vectoring to Haldex. And they would be driving that Saab in reverse.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/02/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 5
Basically we’re all sports cars.
I dunno. I know some guys in IT that look more like panel vans to me.
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
11/02/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 1
I identify as a truck and this post is triggering me. please remove it
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
11/02/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 1
AWD from the factory:
...eventually a diff breaks and becomes RWD.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
11/03/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0
It’s unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate, if you’re the parent) that by the time humans make any meaningful power we can’t use AWD without being laughed at.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
11/03/2017 at 09:07, STARS: 0
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
11/03/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 1
FTFY
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
11/03/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0
Are you sure?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3419631/Woman-says-s-CAT-trapped-human-body.html