Could I be admitted into the Oppo hall of fame if I bought this as my only car?  

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 11/01/2017 at 13:22

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/01/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

Nope.

Kinja'd!!! "KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
11/01/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

I don’t know, but I definitely want!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/01/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 7

I just want to know why you need to obscure the license plate on a car that’s been parked for 30 years.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

DEW IT! I don’t have the knowledge or time to fix it.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/01/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 2

That link is so full of sketch. If it only has 17k miles, why is it ripped apart? why is it missing pieces? Why is the hood damaged?

CP CP CP CP

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/01/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

I WILL FIND IT

Kinja'd!!! "Jonee" (Jonee)
11/01/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

Just getting it running and driving will be worthy of some honor.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/01/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

Thankfully he only blocked out half of it!! We will hunt him down and steal his Zagato - and his soul!!!! Bwahahahahaha

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/01/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

we will make him STAB STAB STAB!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/01/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

But <$1k

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/01/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

I mean, I would enjoy the stories.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/01/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

I first thought is was a Subaru Brat, then thought is was a Lancia-Brat.

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
11/01/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
11/01/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1

<$1k because you'll need another $19k to bring it up to speed.

However, if you get it running and daily this, you deserve all the jalop points IMO.

Kinja'd!!! "nafsucof" (galinskiomatic)
11/01/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

Just buying it no, but buying it, driving and maintaining that for even a little bit and I’ll give the nod for acceptance!

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/01/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0

Hey whatever floats your boat. I learned my lesson already. :(

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/01/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

If it’s a true Zagato, dew eht!!!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/01/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 1

He will forever rue the day when he only blocked out half of the license plate!

If only he had blocked out the whole number, we would never be able to distinguish that car from all of the other black Lancia Zagatos running around Texas.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/01/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

I saw this a few weeks ago because I’m an idiot and frequently search CL for Lancias hoping to find a Scorpion some day. It’s sketch city. But it is cheap.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
11/01/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2

I get a kick out the fact that the car has been parked for so long that Texas has come back around to using black on white plates again.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
11/01/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

I think that’s just how these aged, naturally.

Kinja'd!!! "KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
11/01/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1

I wonder how much it’d cost to get it to the UK..... Time to Google!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/01/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

This might be the single most phallic shift knob I’ve ever seen.

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Also this thing looos like it was left outside for years which isn’t good for a car with no roof.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/01/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Maybe we could do a group buy/project between me you and die-trying!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/01/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

Holy crap you’re right. It looks like they ran out of shift knobs at the factory and just stuck a dildo on it. SMH Italy.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/01/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 1

Simple, reasons.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
11/01/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 1

Why not search out a Triumph TR8 instead? They’re more aerodynamic, and they have a V8 stuffed in there.

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Safety and reliability are highly questionable.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/01/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 1

Pls don’t tempt. I actually have my eye on another sketchy rare car that doesn’t really run on the SA CL that I’m gonna buy myself for XMas if it’s still for sale.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/02/2017 at 06:51, STARS: 0

absolutely!