Man, it sure feels great to be completely satisfied with my current vehicles. I think I'm going to be happy for a long, long --

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 10/31/2017 at 17:24

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... Oh God. Oh God oh god oh god oh god!!!

What is this perfect machine doing out here?!??!?!?!

Nooooo... must . ....

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/31/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 0

Thats pretty hot. I wont lie.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/31/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 2

*sizzling intensifies.

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
10/31/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
10/31/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 3

I don’t think anybody could hold you responsible for anything you’d need to do to acquire that.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
10/31/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1

Hmm, would you take a 2017 Trd Sport for it?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
10/31/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0

You think they’d trade for a Cadillac?

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/31/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

Alternatively, familiarity breeds antipathy.

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
10/31/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1

I knew you couldn’t stay over on the dark side of comfort and luxury for long.

Kinja'd!!! "4kc" (4kc)
10/31/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 0

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/1985-toyota-tercel-sr5-awd/6355122210.html

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/31/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1

I’m sorry, but fool me four times: ritual suicide.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/31/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "4kc" (4kc)
10/31/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/31/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0

Dat brown strip tho. Nothing says sporty like brown on tan.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/31/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

I’ll trade your etcetera for a knuckle sammich

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
10/31/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

Throw in some horseradish and you got yrself a deal