Those who warned me that Living in New Haven, CT would result in a car being stolen have proven themselves to be correct. 

Kinja'd!!! by "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
Published 10/31/2017 at 12:05

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My fiancée’s 1996 Honda Odyssey has disappeared. After calling all of the tow companies and the police, we can only conclude that it has been stolen. Already filed a police report and we’re contacting the insurance company right now. It only cost $1100 and it was only a few hundred miles away from 300K, but it was her first car. Furthermore, she recently acquired a newish Scion iA so this isn’t catastrophic for us, but it still blows. Fuck.

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Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 1

so it’s really a honda

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
10/31/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 1

Bummer, but maybe the insurance payout will be more than $1100?

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
10/31/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

As opposed a Porsche in a fat suit?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/31/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 1

(The joke is that it’s an Isuzu)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/31/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isuzu_Oasis

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
10/31/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0

Did i post the wrong picture or something? I’m a little off my game today

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 8

every 90's honda will be stolen at one point

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0

the Isuzu version is only a theft detractor,

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Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
10/31/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0

Comforting.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-12/thieves-favor-1990s-hondas-shunning-harder-to-steal-new-models

https://jalopnik.com/havent-all-the-1990s-honda-accords-been-stolen-by-now-1784797673

http://vancouverisawesome.com/2017/10/23/honda-civic-theft/

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/31/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1

This is mostly true... Sad that it’s true to this day.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/31/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 2

Except the Preludes. They’ll break first.

*looks out window*

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
10/31/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

I live in Connecticut, so I’m laughing.

That said I live in Bethany, so we have to defend our cows.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

they are based off of an accord so go look again

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/31/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

I’m only concerned about the wheels, honestly.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/31/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

Well, that answers my question, “Who the hell steals. 20-year-old minivan?” Certainly not for the value.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/31/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

it’s 20 year old honda accord parts

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
10/31/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

“Sorry sir, book value is only $300 because of the mileage. Your conprehensive deductible just happens to also be $300"

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/31/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

I got nothing, so have a pic of my Ody from yesterday. Wife was not amused.

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
10/31/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

Hahaha - ain’t that the damn truth.