On This Day 500 Years Ago, Martin Luther Published the First Oppositelock Post

Kinja'd!!! by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 10/31/2017 at 11:11

Tags: Whimsy
STARS: 23


Kinja'd!!!

Naturally, it was a screed on the unreliability of Italian cars.


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/31/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 3

Due to the many leaks mentioned, these complaints have become known as the 95 greases.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
10/31/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 5

back when you were accused to be a witch if Jezebel was on your browsing history

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
10/31/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 4

Why does not the pope GM, whose wealth today is greater than the wealth of the richest Crassus, build the basilica of St. Peter their new plant with his their own money rather than with the money of poor believers taxpayers?

-Martin Luther

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/31/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0

*screed

He could write a sick burn.

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/31/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0

The only thing that would implicate you of is being basic

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/31/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 1

I don’t know what you’re talking about

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Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/31/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1

He sure did hate the Popemobile...

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/31/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 6

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/31/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

So much so that those burned haven’t recovered 500 years later.

- Oppo’s resident Lutheran

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/31/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 1

Fellow Lutheran here (my dad’s a retired pastor).

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
10/31/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

He was sick of paying Italian mechanics to “exorcise demons”

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
10/31/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

Have a star 

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/31/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1

I’m currently billed as an assistant organist.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/31/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

Nice - my dad also was an organist and pianist. He actually studied for a while in Germany under a guy named Arno Schönstedt. My family moved there when I was 4 months old and stayed for a year and a half.

Sadly, he doesn’t play any more. He just turned 80, and his tremors got bad enough a few years ago that he stopped playing - he just couldn’t enjoy doing it.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/02/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

Except that your illustration includes a 20th Century hammer...