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Kinja'd!!! by "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
Published 10/30/2017 at 14:32

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/30/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1

Wanna hit up the bottle-o and then go get some cheeky nandos?

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/30/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 5

I don’t know what the hell you just said, but I’m definitely in!

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
10/30/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
10/30/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

Why are shoes ‘Chubbers’? Seems weird.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/30/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

I’m going to start using “upsy stairsy” and hope it catches on.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/30/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 1

Obvious Plant is my favorite.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/30/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0

I wonder how much of that is regional or just “tourist” slang, cause I watch a fair bit of Australian tubes, and know a few folk in Australia and I don’t think most of those terms are current or in use.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/30/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 1

I knew an Aussie clarinet player (and avid beer drinker) who would down a few and then “go have a slash.” Which means take a leak. I never heard anybody before or since use the term.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/30/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 5

I don’t know, but I do know that I’m forever calling sweatshirts, “Sleeve Urwins” from now on.

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
10/30/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

Spent a month in five different Australian cities last year, the only one I heard on that list was Mate.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/30/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1

The rest of those are fake.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/30/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 5

I’m pretty sure the only one that isn’t made up is mate.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/30/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 0

Gravy will now forever be “meat water” to me.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/30/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

yeah, thats kinda what I gathered.

Kinja'd!!! "Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
10/30/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

Ozzy Osbourne’s biography referenced having a slash. Loved it.

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
10/30/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

My Australian friend sometimes speaks of having a “chat to” someone instead of a “chat with” someone. I can’t say he’s wrong, but it sounds funny to my ear.

I haven’t asked him about drop bears yet.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/30/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

May said it on Top Gear once.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/30/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0

You’d be correct. This list is pure noob bait...

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/30/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 0

Yet another example of Australians trying to make Americans in Australia sound/look/seem stupider than they are otherwise already perceived to be.

Although it could also be a Canadian conspiracy...

Kinja'd!!! "BlurpleToyotaDishwasher" (blurpletoyotadishwasher)
10/31/2017 at 05:52, STARS: 0

I’ve heard “freshie” used as a term for 18-year-olds who’ve finished school and are going to the beach for the weekend to get shitfaced. So I guess not far from “tourist”.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/31/2017 at 06:46, STARS: 0

all crap except for the first one.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/31/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

Yeah when a bloke’s on the bloody piss he’s gonna be fangin for a slash sooner or later.

The real shocker is that we use c**t in lieu of absolutely everything.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/31/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0

You’re yankin’ my chain aren’t ya cobber

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/31/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

Only if we can slam a few tinnies

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/31/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

Fuck me when’s smoko

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
11/01/2017 at 06:34, STARS: 0

That’s more like it!