Why don't the British make microchips?

Kinja'd!!! by "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
Published 10/28/2017 at 18:33

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Because they haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil yet.


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Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
10/28/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 1

My dad, who owned a Subaru Legacy that constantly leaked oil, told me that joke.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
10/28/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 14

Hey, did you know that 80% of British cars are still on the road? And 20% made it home?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/28/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0

omg

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
10/28/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 1

They don’t have to leak oil to not work :p

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
10/28/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_Holdings

Kinja'd!!! "Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
10/28/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 1

They have the smoke part down..

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/28/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 1

You ever heard of ARM? Used in basically everything? British Microchips.