Well that was awkward.

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 10/27/2017 at 16:53

Tags: House hunting
STARS: 2

So my wife and I go to an open house this afternoon. As we pulled up, another car across the street parks. The door opens: it’s my best friend. Hoyyyyyy boyyyyy.

Replies (23)

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/27/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 2

Finda ya own house Steve!

"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/27/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 3

"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
10/27/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 1

Dibs is a totally legal thing in the real estate world.

"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
10/27/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 1

Did you call dibs?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 3

He did. FOILED AGAIN

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
10/27/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 6

Go get yourself a Lexus badge for the front of that thing. It looks like a GTA car without it.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 5

Sounds like you’re about to get yourself a sandwich of the knuckle variety.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/27/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0

Can I have your old house?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

Do you have monies?

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
10/27/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 1

So you guys can go halfsies!

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
10/27/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1

Grand Theft Oppo V

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/27/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

JDM AF.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/27/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1

Do you except lowballers?

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 4

Rock, paper, scissors.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 1

I bought it like this, and I spent bigly monies on other stuff... :(

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 1

Do I know what I have?

YES

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
10/27/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

You own a fancy car now. Be proud of it!

"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/27/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 3

I keep on telling him to stick a Mazda badge on it.

Sweet protege5 dude!

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/27/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 1

"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/27/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0

Hey ohh. Shots fired. It really does look like one.

"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/27/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 3

But are you open to trades? I have sport bikes, rifles, vaping supplies, and a 2004 Navigator with blown air bags.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 1

Throw in a dirty bong with a large chip of glass missing and I’ll consider it.

"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/27/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0

SOLD!