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Published 10/27/2017 at 15:21

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At lunch and thought of something. If money was no object, but you could only buy from one auto manufacturer for the rest of your life, which manufacturer would you choose?

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My gut reaction is of course Ferrari. But, if I needed a family hauler, I’d be SOL. The GTC4Lusso would work ok, but I would like something bigger. Porsche would be the obvious, but a little too plain. So, I would pick Lamborghini, so long as they actually make that new SUV. No sedan options, but I could see two two-seaters and an SUV working out ok.

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So Oppo, what would you choose and why?


Replies (62)

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/27/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 9

Porsche.

SUV

Sedan

Wagon

Sports Car

Smol Sports Car

Smol SUV

All meticulously built and engineered.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
10/27/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

Obviously

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/27/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 1

Since you said manufacturer and not brand. I’m going to say VW. So I can get everything from a Polo to a Lamborghini “fuck you”  

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
10/27/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

Really there is no other answer. Porsche has all vehicle options covered. My question is does this rule apply to older cars as well? no matter, still doesn’t change my answer.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/27/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2

I think you mean VAG, VW is still a brand.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0

The answer is so obvious but I sort of view them as the Toyota of the exotic-ish world. I need to always wonder if my car is going to catch on fire today. haha

Audi could be a close 2nd with the A3-R8 range

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

If GM counts as a brand, I’d go with that. It’s got everything.

If not, Chevrolet because to get variety it’s either that or Ford... and I’m too stubborn to go with Ford. I can bring myself to give them credit where it’s due, I can’t commit to owning their products exclusively.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

All years are allowed. So I could also get this if I needed an SUV:

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Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
10/27/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 1

Audi and BMW could be good options comparatively to Porsche.

SUV

small SUV

small wagon 328ix

roadster

hybrid vehicles

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/27/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

AMG because GT-C, G-Wagen, SLS, C63 Sedan, and Hammer

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

Ugh. Technically. But you would then be That Guy ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/27/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

Are we counting subsidiary companies as well? If so, Toyota. If not, BMW

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
10/27/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

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I was thinking more this. This is the current car at the top of my wishlist.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/27/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

Doh!

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1

I meant it as Chevy or Audi. Not GM or VAG.

Chevy would be a good place to be. Tons of variety with great sports cars in the stable

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1

(TM)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 2

I could commit to a life of vag

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

That is the correct choice

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1

Couldn’t we all ;)

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
10/27/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

Lancia, because you only need one car anyways, right?

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Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

Ideally not. If we were, I’d do FCA. Try to stick to one brand

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
10/27/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Porsche.

Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
10/27/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Honestly, I’d probably pick Ford, especially if you start considering older models as well.

You’d have everything from tiny compacts to classic Muscle cars to full size sedans to trucks to hot hatches to supercars, even unique euro cars like the Capri. Heck, if you throw in sub-brands you can include stuff from Merkur and Edsel and a few years of Jaguar and Volvo.

And if money is no object, you can have someone build you a SHOgun or a replica of the mid engine mustang concept, or even that GN34 prototype that never go built.

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Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
10/27/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

This is the correct answer.

Kinja'd!!! "Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
10/27/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

I’d go Porsche, but Mercedes and Jaguar would be interesting options.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

I think I would enjoy this more than Porsche. Their Sports cars are slightly less hardcore, but they have more V12's available. That would be a requirement for me haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

Mercedes as well. Plus that magical Bi-Turbo V12

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
10/27/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

IDK, probably Porsche. I’d gladly daily a 718 Cayman (base model w/ metallic paint added on) and then get a Macan for carrying passengers and cargo.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

I didn’t even think of Jag! That would be an interesting option.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0

Older cars count but sub brands do not. Still, Ford has a ton of variety. You would never be bored

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

Well, one running car hahah. Old cars count as well

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/27/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

Honda, so by 2030 I could own every NSX-R in existence.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

You can’t really go wrong there haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

I’ll allow it!

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
10/27/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 1

Ford, lots of A+ material over the years, cheap, common

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

If I went the Porsche route, I’d do the new Panamera Sport Turismo (DD), GT3 (weekends), and Cayenne for big car stuff

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

There are so many options. From the Model T to the GT! You would never be bored haha

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
10/27/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

if money were no objection.... i’d be driving ginettas

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alternatively... i’d resurect marcos... and drive those

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Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
10/27/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1

If that “money is no problem” counts towards customs too, I’d go crazy. So many possibilities!

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/27/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

If we can just choose ‘manufacturers’, I’ll go with Fiat.

Abarth , Alfa Romeo , Chrysler , Dodge , Fiat , Ferrari , Jeep , Lancia , Maserati .

That covers .

But if you mean just one brand, Porsche... but only if these cars count as Porsches:

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Namely the ones in the background. Porsche’s diversity comes from the fact that they are also a tuner - hence the Audi, Mercedes and VW pictured.

But going from that angle, I could even argue for Lotus.

There’s the Sunbeam, Cortina, Carlton and even Isuzu Piazza - and if we’re going to get technical, here’s your Lotus SUV .

So, Porsche or Lotus I guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/27/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 2

If money was no object I can pay other people to drive practical vehicles for me when I need to.

So...McLaren. I’m sure I can put winter tires on a P1.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

I like that loophole. Rent a big vehicle or uber when you need one haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

I like your style

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/27/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 1

Call an uber for the wife and kids.

Uber driver: “Where are we going?”

Me: “Just try and keep up...”

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0

It has to wear the Porsche badge. So there would only be one Porsche in your picture

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
10/27/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

The RS2 has Porsche’s name on its badge, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
10/27/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 1

Citroen. So many beautiful old cars and, allegedly, some good new ones too.

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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/27/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1

In my defense, it’s much more expensive than it sounds. The average NSX-R price is around $150,000. If anyone is even willing to sell one.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 1

I did not know that! TIL. I’ll allow it, only because I like the car. haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0

That is a super classy ride!

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0

Might have to double the offer in order for them to let go haha

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/27/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1

You’re not far off. Both R’s for sale on Goo-Net are over $200k right now. And neither is even importable yet. I’m curious to see what a 1992 model is going for right now.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/27/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 0

If the RS2 counts I’m allowing the 500E too, that car was basically all Porsche’s work underneath.

And the VW van, that’s even branded as a Porsche. It’s the Porsche B32 .

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Even those Isuzus I mentioned had ‘Handling by Lotus’ badges, so both options work for me.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/27/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 2

I require both fast cars and tough SUVs, plus, if money is truly no object, cool classics, and I love Ze Germans, so I guess the answer has to be Benz.

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Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
10/27/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 0

Imma have to say Audi, because we’re currently shopping for something with 7+ seats and afaik Porsche doesn’t make anything like that.

I like the idea of renting other brands to get around the limit (lease a minivan, own a Ferrari). Not sure how much that would change my vote though.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0

Between the gull wings and the bi turbo v12, it’s hard to go wrong haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Audi has a good range. And I would definitely important an RS6 wagon haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1

Handling by lotus seems too close to the body by maserati k car for my tastes haha

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

Buy now and then keep in Japanese storage until the cut-off date for importation

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/27/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

At least the Isuzus were still built in Japan. Lotus just sorted out the handling.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
10/27/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0

Mercedes, they make almost every kind of vehicle and they do it fairly well.

AMG GT, G63, C63S, S65, E400 wagon...

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
10/27/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0

Correct answer!