DAMMIT YOU TELEMARKETS SUCK

Kinja'd!!! by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 10/27/2017 at 10:46

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I got another call from the same people, ‘your car warranty has expired, we are worthless goat grundles, blah blah blah press 3 to extend your warranty.’ I pressed 3 and got a message ‘the number you have called is not in service.’ dammit I so wanted to extend the warranty on my 2012 Pontiac Sunfire. maybe next time

Kinja'd!!!

a 2012 ‘Pontiac’


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
10/27/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

I always press 3 to get the operator, then hang up on them. They waste my time, I waste their time.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/27/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1

So Holden Maloosly. And don’t let go. If you cling too tightly. You’re gonna lose control. Because those things have too little weight over the rear axles, just saying.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/27/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 2

I hate to say it, but the amount of telemarketer calls coming my way has finally pushed me over the edge. Now I don’t accept calls from ANY numbers I don’t recognize. If it’s a legit call from someone who I haven’t added to my phonebook, they’re stuck having to leave a message to get through to me.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/27/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

ther last time i told them I had a 78 Pinto. The guy was not pleased and hung up on me. This time it would be a 2012 pontiac. (pontiac ended in 08 i think) Have some fun with them, dont just hang up

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
10/27/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

I keep on getting the student loan calls. Joke’s on them. I never had them. Scammers.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 1

This is exactly our policy now. The telezapper used to get most of them, but it’s not effective anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
10/27/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

These motherfuckers

Almost always call between 8 and 10 pm

Almost always when I’m in the midst of a raid battle or a pvp match

I have to look at my phone because it could be work calling

Almost always fuck me up

Motherfuckers

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

I heard they’re kinda Special.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

I feel like you’ve taken James Veitch to heart, and I applaud you for it.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 1

I would do this but I hate voicemail.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/27/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 1

I do too, but I get far fewer legit voicemails than I do telemarketer calls. It takes me less time to go through my VM than it does to keep answering the phone all the time.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
10/27/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0

One of the nice bloatware features I actually like on my Galaxy S7 Edge is that it integrates Hiya Caller ID into the calling screens. I’ll often get a call from a random telemarketer and it says “SUSPECTED SPAM” or “SUSPECTED TELEMARKETER.”

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
10/27/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

They are usually baffled when I refuse to provide any information, stating it must be in their records since they called me. Or saying I don’t have a car or that I’m a mechanic and their company has stiffed me repeatedly. That’s always a fun one.

Put them on a “brief” hold.

Tell them the NSA and FBI records my calls since they call a gov’t number

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/27/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

when ever i say something along the lines of ‘you called me so you tell me’ they just hang up

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/27/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in.

In other words, don’t opt for the weatherproof tonneau cover. Trust me, I have two kids. Both still alive. But do they deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so, who answers?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 1

My question is, whey you cling too tightly, do you really lose control?

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/27/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

I think it’s a reference to hi-po tires and how they break free without much warning, especially in really powerful cars. That’s why a lot of people swear by the “slow car fast” mantra.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 1

Ahh, I see. So, if you’re going, say, 80, you’re probably waiting, anticipating those fireworks in the night.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/27/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

Well, I can’t drive 55 if that’s what you’re inferring.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 1

No, it’s just that in my car, I like to feel safest of all. I can lock all my door. It’s the only way to live.