by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 10/27/2017 at 12:20
Tags: gluten free
; gluten free toothpaste
; shitpost
STARS: 1
Inquiring minds need to know.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
10/27/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1
Water: now gluten free!
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/27/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1
Don’t ask me, my dentist found a cavity this week.
I’m too old for cavities :(
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 2
It’s a great marketing scheme if nothing else.
Also, 100% organic non-GMO!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 2
They forgot fat free.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/27/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1
but how many calories and no mention of sugar free.
It’s like they are not even trying.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 1
If I had a time machine I wouldn’t do any of the expected things... I’d be going back to beat my kid self until he brushed his teeth
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/27/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 1
I once saw a bottle of sunscreen marked gluten free. IDK
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1
WELL, maybe it isn’t?
DON’T YOU EVER THINK BEFORE YOU BRUSH!?!?!?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/27/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
I brush twice a day! This is also only my third cavity ever (humblebrag)
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
My brother has organic gluten free body wash... I’m not sure if it’s an issue but it’s definitely a thing, apparently.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0
pssh amateurs
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0
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"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/27/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1
Kinda how I felt.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1
Good job. Most of my mouth is filling.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/27/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 2
Hehe, I work in a freakin dental school. They won’t let me stop thinking about it. Gah!
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
10/27/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1
Same, my x-rays are terrifying. My dentist loves me though. Not just for that sweet cavity money, they just love working on me.
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/27/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 1
Probably because people who are actually allergic to gluten can have issues even touching it. I have a friend who bought a new shampoo and had issues with her skin until she took a closer look at the ingredients. Same thing.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/27/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 1
Thought that was paint. I guess its for those chosen few that like to swallow toothpaste, before or after brushing.
Don’t want to get an allergic reaction, I guess.
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/27/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0
To people who are actually allergic to gluten, it’s definitely an issue.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0
I snapped this the last time I was in. Ew.
I’m doing a lot better now... total damage in the last 3 years has been one small filling and putting a crown on that flat tooth (filling just plain wore out)... but prior to that I hadn’t been to the dentist in a couple years and had something like 15-20 to get fixed. On TOP of what was there already.
Front teeth, right on the gumline, both have massive fillings. They were literal deep visible holes. And they stank.
I tell you I want to smack that kid
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/27/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
10/27/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1
Ya I use that act fluoride rinse to help. Had to get a few small spots touched up about a year ago. But I shouldn’t get many more since I no longer drink pop regularly and actually take care of them. He did tell me if I get one more on a certain tooth they’ll have to go to a crown.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0
I could see toothpaste since it only takes something like one PPM of gluten to cause GI issues in someone with Celiac Disease. I could see someone ingesting that amount of gluten from brushing their teeth. But body wash really shouldn’t be ingested.
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/27/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 0
I don’t ask her showering habits, it warns to make sure you don’t get it near your mouth. She used the shampoo and got a rash.
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/27/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0
Well sure, but soap suds can fly around sometimes.
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
10/27/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 2
But riddled with Asbestos .
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/27/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 2
The marketing guys must love this. Mark something that would never have Gluten in it as Gluten Free and cash in on this silly craze.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 2
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/27/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 2
I was at the dentist yesterday and the X-ray picked up part of my nose stud. They were real confused for a minute.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/27/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0
That must be a thorough scrubbing haha
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
10/27/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1
I suppose some people with celiac disease really can’t come into contact with any gluten, so I wouldn’t judge it.
"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/28/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 1
Ouch. I just went to the dentist two days ago for the first time in five years. Only 3 fillings, two of which are barely needed. One my tooth is straight up chipped from a cavity, but it doesn’t hurt. I thought it was the sealant on the molar so I wasn’t that worried. Whoops.