by "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
Published 10/26/2017 at 23:21
by "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
Published 10/26/2017 at 23:21
Tags: no she doesn't
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STARS: 0
Not a great picture, but I was much further back when I took this. Above the big D on the window it says ‘She wants the’ with an arrow pointing to it.
I think the license plate has a dual meaning here, one unintended...
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/26/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 8
1" penis
"Nibby" (nibby68)
10/26/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 14
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/26/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0
The shocker here is that he wasn’t driving like an asshole. At least no more than anyone else on the Tri-State Tollway at 8 am.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/26/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0
But Chevy’s are the ines with strong transmissions.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/26/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 5
The worst ones are the “I’d rather be Cummin’ than Stroken’” stickers.
I’ve also seen ones that say “my mirrors pull out but I don’t” with a silhouette of what ever tow mirrors the truck has.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/26/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1
I’ve seen that second one on pictures posted here, but not live. If I ever saw a woman climb into the passenger side of one of those, I’d have to check in with her to make sure she’s OK (she’s not).
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/26/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1
I’m okay with that, the pull out method is like flipping a coin, may as well finish the job.
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
10/26/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 5
Diesel Owners® are the worst, I swear.
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
10/26/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 8
Still not as bad as Cummins fanboys.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
10/27/2017 at 00:04, STARS: 1
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0
Hahahahahaha
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
10/27/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 2
I always have people asking me “Why don’t you like diesels?” This. This is why.
"xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
10/27/2017 at 07:14, STARS: 0
How do you know?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/27/2017 at 07:44, STARS: 2
Best would be if this WASN’T a guy.
"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/27/2017 at 07:53, STARS: 1
294 at 8AM means no one is actually moving. So it’s a bit hard to drive like an asshole when you aren’t really driving.
For additional points of reference, see the inbound Eisenhower.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/27/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0
Plate clearly states “dick max: 1"
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
10/27/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 2
I always wonder if guys that like ever actually get laid. I feel like if they did they wouldn’t feel the need to try and convince everyone they get laid with their stickers.
"nermal" (nermal)
10/27/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 2
This wannabe bro needs to up his sticker game.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 1
If that were the case then I’d say this is pretty cool. But I doubt it—
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 1
Believe me, I’m intimately familiar with both - I drive 294 from the Ike to O’Hare every day.
294 is stop and go, and there are places where you can move quickly, then it stops. This gives people an opportunity to be aggressive and get around a few cars here and there. The Ike (and Kennedy) are complete shitshows though.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 5
In my experience, the more a guy talks about it, the less he’s actually doing it.
That applies to most things, really.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 0
ick
"ZHP Sparky, the 5th" (e30s2k)
10/27/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0
…but there’s another “D” still there all up in it. Does that mean you’re just itching for a swordfight, bro?!
"nermal" (nermal)
10/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 1
Nobody really got that far into it.
There’s a length joke in there somewhere...
"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/27/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1
I lived in Chicago most of my life, and learned to drive on expressways based on how IL-53, the Eisenhower Extension, and various other roads operated.
The biggest shit show in the morning, without any doubt, are the inbound Kennedy and Ike. I mean, it’s actually enough to take Metra in if your office is within a two block radius of Ogilvie (and you live somewhat near a suburban Metra station).
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1
You must have been not too far from me - I grew up in the NW burbs, Mt. Prospect. I learned to drive on expressways in the same places pretty much, plus 294.
Also grew up 5 minutes from the Cumberland Circle - not so much a traffic slowdown as it was an accident creator.
"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/27/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 1
Palatine. Just up Northwest Highway. Now I’m down in Georgia.
No one could figure out Golf at Wolf. Just saying.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/27/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0
Much warmer there.
And yeah that intersection is a compete mess