Some of my coworkers are pissing me off

Kinja'd!!! by "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
Published 10/26/2017 at 19:10

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It’s hard enough to find a good parking space, and then I have to deal with these selfish twits:

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And if you want to back into a spot, please get it in the frigging center - please?


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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/26/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 0



Kinja'd!!! "ToyotaFamily" (robbav35)
10/26/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1

One of the guys I work with kept doing this with his car. Some other coworkers parked their trucks besides his car and blocked him in, he learned his lesson.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/26/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0

With the exception of the last one, these seem to be in the last space on the row. If they aren’t taking up two spaces and they aren’t blocking an adjacent lane, then what’s the problem?

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
10/26/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

Just fyi, I think the very tip of the line is visible on the left edge of the first pic.

Also, to quote the OP,

It’s hard enough to find a good parking space

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/26/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 2

Dat Q45 tho.

Also I’m thrilled to now have a narrow car with so-so paintwork because I can squeeze in next to these dinguses.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/26/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

print some of these, any of them, and stick them under their wipers.

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or buy any of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Parked-Like-Idiot-Business-Cards/dp/B00HKS7KPI

https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/ref=pd_sim_21_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B001689F5G&pd_rd_r=DY7WB6BSCZ8223SXKHPW&pd_rd_w=b5neb&pd_rd_wg=hOxV7&psc=1&refRID=DY7WB6BSCZ8223SXKHPW

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/26/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

Alternatively, take a crap on their cars...

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
10/26/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1

This is you work parking lot, company property? War....war.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
10/26/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 1

Nope - they’re all spots in the middle of the back row, not on the end. The problem is that the lot is long but not very deep. As a result, we have to park miles away and hike seemingly forever to get to the office when assholes park like this.

We are an agency that deals with transporting the handicapped. And yet we have a few bros that park their bitchin’ Cameros side by side in the handicapped parking spaces, obviously no plate or placard. Just friggin’ walk the extra 25 feet ya lazy douchenozzles, because, unlike most of our customers, YOU CAN.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/26/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 3

Oh, you just pushed all my buttons. Those bros might find their valve stems missing after work if I worked there.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
10/26/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 1

It was so generic that I didn’t even notice that it was something special. I thought it was a Buick or Kia...

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/26/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

Yeah, they are one of the ultimate budget Q-ships (pun intended).

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/26/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

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My coworker asked me to park over here yesterday. And yes I had to back into the spot.

Kinja'd!!! "Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
10/26/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 2

Some of that started happening a few months ago at my employer. It stopped quickly when the boss’ assistant sent out an email to everyone that, “you will park in only one marked space, and not in the handicapped zones without proper permits, or we WILL tow you.”

it helps that we have our own tow trucks and an impound lot. (I work for the state...)

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/26/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

The worst part is that black Cruze probably has a backup camera. No excuse.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/27/2017 at 07:05, STARS: 0

Some police departments encourage people to report handicap parking violations. Some states have volunteer groups who are authorized to write tickets for handicap parking violations. The ticket writers are often disabled themselves.

The people parking like a-holes should be blocked in. Make them crawl in from the passenger’s side a few times and they will get the message.