by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 10/26/2017 at 12:33
by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 10/26/2017 at 12:33
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I’m asking because one of my colleagues was just in my office taking full bites out of the stick of cheese like a god damned serial killer!
On a car related note, I’ve got two new Blipshift shirts coming my way!
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/26/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1
Not at all?
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/26/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 2
Certainly not like that guy. Look at his pleasure of pulling it apart. Talk about serial killer. My say is that its food, it gets masticated by teeth and they dissolved by acid to be broken down for its chemical energy, who cares how it gets there so long as it tastes good in the process.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1
That’s fair.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/26/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 9
The same way you eat a Kit Kat bar
"Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
10/26/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 2
Call me H. H. Holmes because I take full on bites out of those cheese stick things.
Anyone who doesn’t eat it like that is welcome to come on over to my house. I have a whole bunch of cheese sticks in one of the rooms upstairs.
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/26/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 5
But why would one eat string cheese? Isn’t it just shitty Mozzarella? Why not eat good Mozzarella instead?
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
10/26/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 1
I’ve eaten it. It tastes more like rubber than cheese. Even the “good” brands.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/26/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 2
Certain foods I feel gather some appeal from the method of consumption.
If I put chips, cheese, beans, and meat in a food processor, pulse it a few times, and then eat it like granola it’s going to taste the same as nachos, but will it be as enjoyable as a plate of nachos?
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
10/26/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 2
I take bites of it.
Also, don’t look under my porch.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
10/26/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 4
What kind of monster are you?
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/26/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 3
When I eat string cheese, it’s normally because I’m starving and need something to hold me over until I cook. I’m not wasting time pulling it all apart and getting the little stings stuck on my fingers. I normally take small bites though, just to be less serial killer-like
"McMike" (mcmike)
10/26/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0
I eat it like your co-worker. Adults don’t play with their food.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/26/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1
A workaholic who doesn’t take breaks.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0
It’s true it doesn’t matter. Just like it doesn’t matter if you’re favorite order from dairy queen is chocolate soft serve mixed with diet coke. However I saw someone order that and I’m quite sure that hes got a few people locked up in his basement.
I mean you don’t have to go crazy peeling to ribbons, but like at least peel it in half just so people don’t think you’re nuts.
I’m not alone here, two other people asked him what he was thinking eating his string cheese like that lol.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 1
I’m fine with this, there are no rules with KitKats. Just means less people will be asking you for a piece if you eat it that way.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 2
This guy ate the whole thing in 2.5 bites while we were having a conversation haha.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 1
The fresh motz is the first thing to go. Choices are:
Fresh motz
baby bell light
sharp cheddar
pepper jack
string cheese
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/26/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0
YOU MONSTER!
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/26/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 2
Probably because the good stuff has such a short shelf life. That’s why they make the low-moisture type, while string cheese is the dregs of that low-moisture type.
Have you seen what the animals in the US do to even cheddar cheese (which does have a long shelf life)? It boggles the mind.
"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/26/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 3
I don’t know why but string cheese tastes different if I bite it. That’s how I know it’s wrong.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/26/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 2
taking full bites out of the stick of cheese like a god damned serial killer!
Can confirm, am apparently serial killer. Sometimes.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0
Totally agree.
"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
10/26/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1
Or waiting for ice cream to melt before drinking it
"razorbeamteam" (razorbeamteam)
10/26/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 1
Babybell > String cheese
But I can’t limit myself to eating SC one string at a time, I eat it like a slim jim.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/26/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0
Your concern is totally justified then haha
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
10/26/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 2
I eat down the side of it, just like it’s a Twix bar.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/26/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0
Only on the weekends though, a man’s gotta eat
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/26/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1
Compared to some hobbies, serial killing is really cheap. I MEAN HYPOTHETICALLY
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
10/26/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2
Unwrap string cheese, unwrap pepperoni or smoked sausage stick, place side by side, bite through both at the same time.
The real sickos are people like one of my coworkers that eat it like a banana. He partially peels it but doesn’t remove the wrapper. Then he nibbles down till he gets to the wrapper before taking the bottom out of the wrapper.
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
10/26/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1
I’ve stuffed the whole thing in my mouth before when I was hungry enough.
"loki03xlh" (loki03xlh)
10/26/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0
Savage AF
"Tripper" (tripe46)
10/26/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1
Ugh, leaving the wrapper on is creep city.