This car is a "100% virgin original"

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 10/26/2017 at 11:32

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/26/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 2

Those wheels could not be anymore 90s. They’re even sort of a three spoke.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
10/26/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1

That’s a gross way to describe a car..

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
10/26/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 2

I KNOW this is a lie! I personally impregnated that exact vehicle!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/26/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 3

No one has gotten to know this car in the biblical sense.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
10/26/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 4

is the seller Mike Pence or something because that is how this reads.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
10/26/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
10/26/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 6

100% VIRGIN ORIGINAL NO NEW WATER PUMPS OR BELTS NOSIREE JUST ALL THE ORIGINAL PARTS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN REPLACED THIS IS NOT MATT FARAH’S MILLION MILE LEXUS

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/26/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

“Trunk key missing”

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/26/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

The wheels make me vomit

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
10/26/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND 100% VIRGIN

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
10/26/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

CP, don’t care how clean it is.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
10/26/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

I feel like this is something a sex trafficker would say.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
10/26/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 1

I like my cars like I like my olive oil. Extra virgin. Never even masturbated.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/26/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1

Great, now I have the Pietasters stuck in my head. Off to Youtube to enjoy some 90s ska...

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/26/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0

The brakes only bleed the first time, but then you get used to it? EWWWWWW

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
10/26/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 0

So original everything like tires, timing belts, oil, coolant, trans fluid, brake fluid, brakes, etc. I don’t want it then it will need more work than the asking price. It’s got over 200,000 so I’m assuming he’s not being literal but that’s not a selling point if he’s serious.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
10/26/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 3

Don’t worry, Ray will take care of that one right away.....if you know what I mean ;)

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Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
10/26/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0

I HAVE NOT BEEN DRAGONING MY CAR PLEASE STOP IT’S NOT A PROBLEM

FACTORY OIL FACTORY SPARK PLUGS FACTORY TIRES

Kinja'd!!! "notsomethingstructural" (notsomethingstructural)
10/26/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 1

you could fairly describe the car as “TIGHT”