crap pic but...which would you take?

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Published 10/25/2017 at 11:39

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g500 vs Fzj80


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Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
10/25/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 3

Sonata Hybrid all the way, mang.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/25/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0

since neither, I will choose what I can’t have

a Patrol

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/25/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 7

The Toyota how is this even a question

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/25/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1

Depends — do I want to be shot with a MAC-10 or a Winchester 308 while trying to escape the parking lot?

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
10/25/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

Honestly, the G500 without any additional information. If the 80 is triple-locked, its a closer matchup, but I know the G500 has a V8 and 3 diffs. Not to mention that despite being a much older platform, the G500 is newer too.

That being said, if I need to DD it, the 80 is my choice.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/25/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

^

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/25/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 4

*sees op name*

bruh

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/25/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

^^

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/25/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 4

One is a douchey status symbol from the company responsible for the 25-year import ban. The other is a not-so-douchey status symbol that would have been in Jurassic Park if not for marketing.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
10/25/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 2

it’s a question for identifying the mentally ill among the opponauts

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/25/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

^^^

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
10/25/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Depends, do I want to make it to the destination? If so, yes, otherwise the other.

Take the Cruiser of course.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/25/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

It’s insulting to suggest the mentally ill would ever choose the Mercedes.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/25/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 0

Plot twist: he’s banning everyone who chooses the Kardashianmobile

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 0

Or in my case a S&W 686.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 0

Armada?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0

Oh yeah.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 2

I’m not still mad about that... Totally not...

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
10/25/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

Since you said “take”, I’ll have the G500. Everyone else can fight over the Toyota.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

Those blue badges tho

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/25/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 2

double actions are for casuals

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
10/25/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0

g-wagen

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
10/25/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0

Is this an anti-corruption purge?

Oh well, I’d still rather the G500. Or the XV Crosstrek in the back. I’ve always kinda liked those.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/25/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 1

we went through this and you of all people know the Armada doesn’t come with the off road goodies that can be had on the patrol.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

It’s not Not a Purge.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/25/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

It’s ok, I’m still totally not bad about the 25-year import ban...totally would have a CL1 Accord in my driveway right now...

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
10/25/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

Take? G500. Buy? LC

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/25/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 0

80, but I suspect I might be biased.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/25/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1

rip apers0n

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/25/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

G500 assuming I could afford the repairs. I love the Cruiser but I *love* the G-Wagon.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/25/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

I value getting where I’m going above all else in a DD. I don’t have the time, patience, intestinal fortitude, or wallet to keep an expensive German car going. I’ll take the Toyota.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/25/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

That is a hard one, but I would take the G500 for making a ridiculously comfy offroader.

But if I had to be frugal, then the FZJ80

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/25/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

If Land Rovers make their owners poor, G500's straight up bankrupt them. Hence why so many corrupt officials own them, they need to skim off the top just to afford the breakdowns...

So, not the G500.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
10/25/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

Can I take the G500 and sell it to buy multiple Landcruisers?

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
10/25/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1

G500 is a chick magnet. FZJ80 is a Chuck magnet.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
10/25/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 2

My mind tells me FZJ80 but my loins tell me G500. I really want to use one of thise mercs as a proper offroader.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/25/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

I respect that

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
10/25/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 1

mind says FZJ80 but everything else says G500

Kinja'd!!! "red014" (red014)
10/25/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 1

What’s the point in owning a hybrid if you can’t show it off?

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/25/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0

^^^^

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/25/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 1

As someone who was once on the ownership team of an 80 and had neighbours with a G-wagen...

80 is greater than 500.

Kinja'd!!! "thatsmr" (thatsmr)
10/25/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

The 80s are still all over the third world driven by militias of all stripes. All the Gs were burned at the repair shops in (name country in civil war/distress middle east and africa) . If any threat always go Toyota. As for the chicks vs chucks, always beware “chicks” looking at the badge of tour car, you do understand she will own that one soon enough..