by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 10/24/2017 at 19:25
Tags: Just one of dem days
STARS: 5
I’m lactose intolerant. So I order some Kirkland Signature Fast Acting Lactase from Amazon. Instead I get this:
But wait, there’s more!
I also notice that someone in my subdivision can’t park and has their vehicle and trailer halfway on my lawn. I keep to myself so I really don’t know my neighbors as well as I should (plus I’m surprised that I’m not that happy with my HOA for allowing renters — it bums me out that the moment you try to get to know them, they leave).
Hold a sec...oddly, I think the cops just came by to make them move it.
Yes, I called non-emergency cop number. It’s wet and cold and I’ve been at work for nearly 11 hours and I took pictures and no one was around and I’m tired and don’t feel like dealing with it. So I put my tax dollars to work.
Plus I’m 99.99999% sure it was unintentional whoever did it.
*looks out window*
Yep, it’s been moved...man, I hope the cop was cool with them. I just want everybody to happy.
At least as best as possible.
Anyway...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 5
For most of my patients, I prescribe ice cream for a day like this...sorry.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/24/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 2
i just returned from taking a shit
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
10/24/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 1
I have a lamp made from that salt. It’s neat looking.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0
Vehicles on mah lawn with trigger all kinds of my triggers
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0
Did it have “peanuts” in it?
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/24/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 1
That kind of salt is pretty tasty.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/24/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0
i didn’t inspect, but there is a very good chance it did. I did have peanuts while waiting for my burger at five guys the other day
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
10/24/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0
Any Kirkland product on Amazon is literally some random person who went to Costco and is reselling it.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
Not quite true. Most of them are Prime eligible, with the majority of those shipped as “Fulfilled by Amazon”.