The Grand Manifesto

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Published 10/24/2017 at 17:30

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The Grand Manifesto calls for global transmogrification of social media use. We will expunge selfies, meretricious braggarts, pestiferous social justice warriors, and pictures of sustenance.

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The narcissists shall be humbled and ones who seek validation may be spurned. Those who cannot escape the tentacles of social media will surely find themselves entwined in an eternal sequence of false realities.

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Glorified arrogance and pervading vanity shall be ursurped by those who resist such feeble luxuries. Accompany us in our expedition to purify ones who have been forsaken by blatant social media usage and guide them towards the righteous path.

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Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 2

All in favor of the new order except for this:

We will expunge...pictures of sustenance.

I, uh...I kinda like the pics of food sometimes.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/24/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 2

Pretty sure @steak_umm is following me.

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But who is watching Steak Umm?

That would be me, actually. I followed Steak Umm back.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/24/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1

mmm steak

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/24/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
10/24/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
10/24/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 1

Won’t anyone think of the Instagram Butt Models? How else will they know that their butts are liked?

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/08/2020 at 09:49, STARS: 1

Yes but are you following Cheese Wh iz?