Just squeezed through this window.

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 10/24/2017 at 13:43

Tags: Houses
STARS: 8

Gif below for accurate dramatization.

Replies (14)

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/24/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
10/24/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 2

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/24/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0

I want measurements for science.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/24/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 4

so most Americans wont fit

That’s what illegal immigrants are for.

Damn window makers, Taking jobs away from American Thieves.

"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
10/24/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

did anyone ever guess what you do? I assume you inspect homes in order to issue the CO.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/24/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 11

WINDOWS HAS ENCOUNTERED AN UNEXPECTED ZOIDBERG

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 14

I break into homes and steal copper wire

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

32" x 15"

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 3

That really isn’t that big.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 2

Correct.

"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
10/24/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1

You’ve screwed up this time Zoidberg. Now we know you’re a burglar, not a home inspector or construction supervisor or architect. Sneaking into homes under construction to steal all the contractor grade tools, you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
10/24/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

most of the places hot copper wire is sourced from locally don’t have the fancy chandeliers...or walls...or windows. I should move.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/24/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 1

I will never stop enjoying this answer

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 0

There exists zero evidence to suggest it’s not true.