To Buy or Not To Buy, that is the question; A Squarebody Soliloquy

Kinja'd!!! by "John_Harbinson" (jensenkid97)
Published 10/24/2017 at 11:01

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Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to buy old cars and trucks
The slings and arrows of a very outrageous number of vehicles,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of Priuses
And by opposing end them: to do burnouts, and save the manuals.

Someone talk me out of this so I don’t end up taking out a student loan and eating ramen noodles next semester.

Or, ya know, don’t...


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/24/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1

you came to the wrong place to be talked out of a sweet truck like that.

go ahead bid.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/24/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1

Gas prices are going up. You gonna end up spending a mortgage filling this thing....even if it runs well. Now pretend it doesn’t run well. You will save money on gas, but will spend it on fixing it.

but that’s just my opinion of these things. Your preferences may vary.

Kinja'd!!! "John_Harbinson" (jensenkid97)
10/24/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0

I mean it would probably get better mileage than my Jensen... Even turning those big tires, it’s gotta get eight-ish...

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/24/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1

Buy

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/24/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0

if it’s not driving, it’s getting infinite MPGs.

If it’s not eight-ish, it will be really close to it me thinks.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/24/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

I tried. I think he gonna buy it anyway

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/24/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

Damn, that thing looks extra awesome with white steelies and caps.

14 bolt, dual batteries, big radiator. It’s ready to do work. The only issue is the locker in the 44 will end up getting you somewhere deep and then exploding.

Kinja'd!!! "acarr260" (acarr2601)
10/24/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

If it stays anywhere near that price, it would be easy to flip. Other than the beginnings of rust on the passenger side, I don’t see anything to worry about with that truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
10/24/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 1

thats a fun looking truck, but its an turbo 35o automatic with the 203 case. they work great while they are right, but why not hold out for something a bit more special and fun. wait for a manual 4 speed, with the 205 case to turn up. you will be happier.......