by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 10/24/2017 at 10:15
by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 10/24/2017 at 10:15
Tags: Not that kind of gross
; shitpost
; Runs to the border
; I'm gonna go take a shit
STARS: 2
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I think the one positive here is that this is about the cheapest way to eat one when it’s not on sale
I’m talking about a Kit Kat bar, of course.
Taco Bell and Yum Brands, folks.
http://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/35C1B892-B82B-11E7-ACD2-DB32F7BCCE3D
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/24/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 2
Only acceptable chocolate and cheese:
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"jimz" (jimz)
10/24/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 1
"itschrome" (itschrome)
10/24/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1
haha yes!
"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/24/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 1
you are right since they are using crappy american kitkat
But would be awesome with canadian Kitkats
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
10/24/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 1
It’s like a terrible crepe
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/24/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0
I remember hearing of this band before, but I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 2
Chocolate good. KitKat good. Tortillas good. I don’t see a problem. Street vendors have been selling Nutella crepes since forever. This just adds crunch to that. I’d eat them.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/24/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 0
I remember them EVEN IF YOU DON’T.
"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
10/24/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1
I’m gonna try it
"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
10/24/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0
They started selling this abomination a couple months ago.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/24/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/24/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 1
I just yelled “WHAT THE FUCK?!” In my office when I saw this. My assistant is looking at me weird through the window.
Might want to put a NSFW tag on this.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 2
I like how you conveniently left out Taco Bell in your explanation.
It’s like Taco Bell is #1 on the Zagat list
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 1
Made the correction. It should appear shortly.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0
TAG!, you’re it...for doing the official Oppo review.
Oh wait, do you live in Wisconsin? Because the articles that I’ve read says its being tested in Wisconsin now.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 2
Oh, I love Taco Hell. I mean, it’s a heart attack store, but if I were immortal, I’d be eating there like three times a week.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/24/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1
LMAO PERFECT TITLE.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/24/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1
You’re a sick individual. That, or you plan on being high when you eat it.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/24/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0
Proof that Taco Bell’s new target market is the “Stoner Crowd with Severe Munchies”.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/24/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0
That’s been their target market since day one.
"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
10/24/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1
More the former then the ladder
"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
10/24/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1
No, I may have to road trip
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 1
Due to the laws of a Highlander, there would only be none if you ate there that often as an immortal.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 0
Thank you
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 2
It is pretty high on the Zagat list for drunken teenagers at 3 AM though.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 2
So *that’s* what you’d choose to do with your immortality? :P
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 0
Oh my.
You are not well at all.
*at least make an excuse to look at a car in Wisconsin if you must road trip
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1
and UberEats
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1
Don’t make mw have to come up with a Queen cover using Taco Bell lyrics.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1
Thought that was White Castle.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 2
If you set your standards low enough, you’ll never be disappointed.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 2
In some order, Denny’s, White Castle, Taco Bell and there are some local Chicago joints (Flash Taco, Wiener’s Circle) that have 3 stars by that criteria too.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 1
Hey that’s how I convinced my wife to marry me!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 1
See?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0
Ah if I was still single and living in Wicker Park, I’d probably know what that was.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 1
White Castle is the go to after a joint.
Or so I’ve heard.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1
Until I got to college, White Castle was only a rumor to me - none around me. A couple of idiots I went to school with, though, would drive from Champaign, IL to White Castle at 2 am. That meant either Indianapolis or the South Side of Chicago.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 1
yup. Indy is where I found them growing up.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 2
“Taco Bell you make my rockin’ tum go ‘round!”
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
10/24/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 2
Instead of picking you up, Uber will deliver a food order for you.
I’ve been told that here in Indy, it’s a dead heat between Taco Bell and McDonald’s for those jonesing for late night grub.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 0
The truly drunk and uninspired will order Taco Hell from Uber eats I guess?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0
When I went to school I’m Ithaca, the McD did delivery. But they wouldn’t deliver fries because they said they couldn’t guarantee freshness. No shakes either. So then what’s the point?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/24/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 1
Here is your base song.
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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/24/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1
Bwahahahaha! That got me!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
10/25/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0
flour tortillas can sometimes be made sweet. It’s been done since forever in Mexico. I suppose if it’s a sweet tortilla then it might work.
Trying my best to justify the absolute torment of my people’s culinary dignity, Taco Bell being the main culprit.