Driving School stories post from the FP got me mad

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Published 10/23/2017 at 12:27

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I’m sorry, but if the story about someone’s mom pulling the handbrake is true (which it’s not), then that that is insanely reckless. If I saw a car drifting around a curve at 40 mph I would call the cops and report a drunk driver. There is no way that person’s mom actually did that, “son, I drift this curve all the time, best you learn too if you’re ever gonna pass a test where you have to follow the law the entire time.”

Like, if you can drift your car, then you’re totally able to share the road with the rest of the population who doesn’t think that sending your car sideways around a bend is the pinnacle of car control.

I hate to be the Debbie downer here, but drifting =/= good driving.

Rant over, back to your regularly scheduled oppo, thanks for playing .


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded)
10/23/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1

Did this happen in an SR powered Esprit?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/23/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

And Ash’s story is a reference to License to Drive.

Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
10/23/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 3

I hate to be the Debbie downer here, but drifting =/= good driving

I didn’t take the story to be “Drifting means you’re a good driver”. I took the story as “Learn to react and control unexpected skids”.

Yanking an e-brake is a really stupid way to teach that lesson, but learning to recover from a loss of control is gold.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/23/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1

Car control is an important skill to learn but the road is not the place to learn it.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
10/23/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 2

obvously fake

My Mom taught me to drive, and she learned in the UK

Mom shoulda been Mum, so...

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Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
10/23/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 2

You do realize the name of the website right?

Joking aside, controlling a car sideways is a level of car control that most people don’t have. The amount of friends I have who have explained a bumper dent by “oh, I just hit a snowbank” is stupid high.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
10/23/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 1

And all the people who get into fender benders just trying to get into a shopping center or parking lot is ridiculous in winter. I taught my ex how to pop the handbrake and do a quick 90 degree turn and she was amazed at how much easier some of the slippery entrances were when you can control the slide.

Kinja'd!!! "razorbeamteam" (razorbeamteam)
10/23/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 1

True, I suppose reacting to unexpected forces on the car is a good thing. I have a really hard time believing a parent sent their own car with their own child at the wheel spinning into a field in the name of teaching car control.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/23/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

You missed the point of the article, which was to listen to my story. Please re-read and enjoy my newfound popularity.

Kinja'd!!! "CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
10/23/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 6

There are plenty of examples of parents with poor impulse control.

Sometimes, that’s how they became parents.

Kinja'd!!! "razorbeamteam" (razorbeamteam)
10/23/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1

Haha, I actually liked yours

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
10/23/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

To much truth in that statement for the internet to handle.

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
10/23/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

I’m confused why this doesn’t have more stars.