I think THEY are trying to kill me Oppo

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 10/21/2017 at 13:39

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I did lifehackers “what city you should live in” thing. link . And one of my results.

Kinja'd!!!

I also got a couple other cities in Michigan, but I specified mild weather. And from what I hear winters in Michigan are no where near mild.

I’m pretty sure the illumaniti just wants me to move there. So if the leaded water doesn’t kill me, the winter will.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/21/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

I got Ann Arbor and Athens GA. Neither of those are places I want to live.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
10/21/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

No Canadian cities, won’t be any good for me.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/21/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

I suspect they’re referring more to mild vs extreme heat. All mine ended up way further south than I’d be comfortable. Eventually I tweaked it enough and got Idaho Falls and Rapid City, which is at least closer to reality for me than Amarillo or Santa Fe. It did list the Bronx and a ton of California cities as “worst” for me which is at least somewhat accurate.

I would consider Michigan fairly mild weather... It’s snowed here a couple times per week since the end of September. Nothing’s stuck around yet but soon.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
10/21/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

took the test and specified fast interwebs (because... i have a need... a need for speed)

think i’ll stay over here in the netherlands... recomendations be damned

(also... if you want mild weather... i have a spare room here.... most years we only have 3 seasons spring summer and autumn.... winter turns up sometimes... but it tends to just be a couple weeks tops... i miss getting lots of snow)

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

I WILL BE THERE NEXT WEEK!

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/21/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 1

It would be more interesting to enter where you do live and see how the system ranks it. I’m in Austin, and I like it pretty well, but this thing wants me to live in the PNW.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

Not super familiar with Austin, but having lived in the PNW for 3 years they’re pretty similar. Just cooler weather and more homeless people.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
10/21/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 2

Well the street racing scene there is pretty decent and Frankenmuth isn’t far.

As an ex resident of Flint that’s the best I can give it. Thank goodness my parents moved when I was young. Thanks Mom and Dad!

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
10/21/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

neato :) business or pleasure? (not that its any of my damn business)

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/21/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

Plenty of homeless people here. I think they come for the mild winters and liberal city government. Traffic is really shirty here, though. The city is growing considerably faster than the infrastructure.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/21/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 2

Oh you don’t want to live in New York? You can drink Poison and die.

-gawker

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/21/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1

You can’t get lit without flint

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/21/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

Austin is just propaganda to keep people from discovering San Antonio

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 1

I guess both, I’ll need a job to pay for all the legal drugs and hookers lol.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

I did check the bubble for single people...

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
10/21/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

lol.. welp forecast is low to mid fiftys and grey... so pack a decent coat :p

have fun mate :)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/21/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

I clicked affordability and the website presented Seattle, so I wouldn’t trust this.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/21/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

It gave me:

Best

-Chicago

-St. Louis

-Madison (WI)

- Then a bunch of Michigan towns.

Worst

- Waukesha (WI)

- Waukegan (IL. I used to live in this city and considering that I almost got raped out there, agree.)

- A couple Ohio towns.

- South Dakota.

Seems accurate.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
10/21/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

yea MI winters arent mild. But flint is east side. The west side is worse because we get lake effect snow