Breakfast

Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 10/21/2017 at 08:44

Tags: Shitpost
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

I may be dead by 10AM.


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/21/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 0

Why?

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/21/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

Coffee and candy corn. Essentially a pile of caffeine and sugar. Gonna feel really good for about 2 hours then likely crash. Hard.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
10/21/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 1

I get frequent migraines and I tried a friend’s routine for getting rid of his migraines that he swears by: a can of Coke and a Snickers bar.

It was a bad idea. Get something in yer stomach bro.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/21/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0

Your friend doesn’t know the difference between a headache and a migraine. Coke and a Mars bar is a great pick-me-up if you’ve got a mild headache due to low blood sugar or the afternoon doldrums from breathing stale air all day.

I find starchy food best for dealing with migraines. My dad always made large batches of potato pancakes.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
10/21/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

bourbon and candy corn?

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
10/21/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1

My breakfast so far has been a glass of water with two alka seltzer tablets. Ended up drinking more whiskey than I thought last night.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/21/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

I wish it was bourbon lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/21/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Candy corn is delicious. Fight me

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
10/21/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Huh, I’ll try that some day. I have persistent daily headache as well, so migraine attacks are a special pain in the butt on top.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/21/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

I don’t get migraines too often, so I can’t really vouch for effectiveness. But hopefully it helps.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/21/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

Oddly enough I only really like it with coffee.