by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 10/20/2017 at 23:28
by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 10/20/2017 at 23:28
Tags: The last real Holden
; SAD HOLDEN STUFF
; Holden
STARS: 7
The last Aussie Holdens all roll out, quietly, in resignation. Sad eyes follow, hearts fallen. The hushed applause starts to subside, giving way to introspection, memories... the workforce resigned, tears in their eyes as they come back to earth and reality. Minutes pass...
Suddenly the melancholy silence is broken by a mighty mill cranking to life, filling factory with fire and fumes. A big engine. A single, proud Holden engine, exhausts like cannons firing at a loping idle, blower whine, rattling the whole building menacingly from the depths of darkness behind those yellow roll-up doors. In an instant, the huddled masses know, just know , and their eyes water again not in sadness but in joy(and nitrous). A bell tolls. Again. Guitar. The unmistakable intro to Hell’s Bells ... throttle blips in time, eardrum assault. The monstrous machine rises in pitch, a gear engaged, the noise reaching a crescendo accompanied by the smoke of tires, power of the last of the V8 Interceptors, guitars and drums, a howling voice in protest against this great injustice, the pride of Australia come back to life in fearful form. The roll up door rises... smoke, fire, and brimstone billow forth and a shape emerges, chrome glinting in the overhead lights, an orange HQ and noise and fire and fury and power and the pride of a nation launches forth, tires afire, to avenge this loss, sealed beam lamps ablaze through the smoke. The people of Holden, transfixed but knowing what’s to come, file out of the building to safety, to a better vantage point, for the final act is about to begin... Outside, an army of Holdens and Fords await, exhausts gunning for the sky together in shared love of the Australian automobile. The Utes arrive, loaded with cases of coldies, Tooheys for all. The people know what’s to come, what must come...
Kranky has come to burn this motherfucker down.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/20/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 2
I would pay to see that movie. You brought a tear to my eye. Well done.
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
10/21/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1
Awesome story!!!
Utes doing skids for you!
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
10/21/2017 at 02:15, STARS: 1
Thanks! Had fun writing it in response to CaptDale’s earlier post with the video of the last cars. That was too sad and anticlimactic, had to come up with something else. Give your GTO a rip :)
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
10/21/2017 at 02:16, STARS: 3
Seemed they deserved a better end, now I’ve got to turn this into a screenplay...
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/21/2017 at 06:13, STARS: 1
Nice. Really well done. I’d watch that movie...
Unfortunately, the curmudgeon in me knows that way so many of those V8 motors were made in North America and claiming them as Australian seems like cultural appropriation to me.
I’m neither a Ford or Holden person (I’ll drive both thanks very much) but at least Ford seemed to create their own cover versions whereas Holden seemed to just go with whatever came in the tin.
"vondon302" (vondon302)
10/21/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 2
Now this is good Oppo
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/21/2017 at 08:18, STARS: 2
That would be amazeballs.
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
10/21/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0
I took a little artistic license for the sake of the story, I admit. Didn’t need to go dragging another country into it.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/21/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0
Bang on my friend, bang on. Just such a great piece of written word!
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/21/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 1
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
10/21/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
You are welcome! I am sad that the driver of the last Commodore didn’t pull out of the bay roasting the tires.
Will do! I drove the SS sedan (VF) yesterday. The GTO needs its legs stretched a little today anyways. ;-)
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/21/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 0
I’ll proofread for you.