by "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
Published 10/20/2017 at 19:25
by "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
Published 10/20/2017 at 19:25
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I have a bunch of late 19th-century photos that I’ve never done anything with. So let’s play a game. “Marry, f*ck, kill” is just too vulgar. Let’s class it up. Of the following three gentlemen, you must:
- Marry one.
- Take one to the box social.
- Release the hounds on one.
Go!
"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
10/20/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0
Marry #1 because, to me, he looks like the type of chap who might drive a Duesenberg. Release the hounds on #2, because anyone with a mustache like that must be some kind of Dickensian villain. And take #3 to the box social, because that aloof expression suggests he’s not the kind of guy to turn down a bicycle ride and a couple of taffy apples.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/20/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1
Well, I’m nor marrying or dancing with any of them, but the gent in #3 looks quite dapper. The mustache is impressive.
"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
10/20/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0
I imagine it’s a chore to brush out all the crumbs after tea and crumpets.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/20/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0
Not if you keep regularly groomed. There’s a special comb for it, and it slides through nicely. Also, these days you use conditioner.
Have a sudden craving for crumpets. brb
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
10/20/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 1
Now that’s my kind of game.
I’ll marry #3. He has nice hair and moustache.
I’ll take #1 to the box social. He has a faint look of surprise on his face, and there must be a story there. I’ll ask about it.
And I guess I’ll release the hounds on #2. Sorry, old chap. Nothing personal.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/20/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 1
anyone with a mustache like that must be some kind of Dickensian villain
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/20/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1
Marry #2
Box social #1
Release the hounds on #3, because it kind of looks like they cleaned him up for the pic, but in reality he’d be like, “Fetch my cane so I can whup you for not having supper ready”
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/20/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0
#1 looks like marriage material.
#2 looks like someone worth taking to the box social. Mind you, I’m a dude and I don’t think they approved of this kind of thing back then.
#3 looks shady as fuck. Something about that mustache. Throwing him to the hounds.