Help Me Oppo, You're My Only Hope

by "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
Published 10/20/2017 at 13:15

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I’m stuck in New Orelans with my wife and eight young ladies (it’s my daughter’s birthday celebration). First stop: Urban Outfitters. So far, I’ve found only one shirt worth anything in the whole store.

Go Speed Racer, Go.

Replies (11)

"Azrek" (azrek)
10/20/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/20/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 5

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/20/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

I bought the DVDs. Speed Racer is a really corny show. My brother and I never missed it when it was on afternoons in the 70s.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/20/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

But there’s a STAR WARS label on the shirt...

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/20/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

That fantasy was going great until I read “daughter’s”. Oh well.

I say nine of those. And pick one up for me while you’re at it.

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/20/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0

Mixed metaphor? Perhaps we need a translation.

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/20/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 3

Every fantasy is someone’s daughter.

"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/20/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1

He has an X-Wing helmet.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/20/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0

You’ve gone above my pay grade.

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/20/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

Egad! You’re right!

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/20/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

Ugh. Thanks for that.