by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 10/20/2017 at 12:01
by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 10/20/2017 at 12:01
Tags: Metaphor
; at least it’s friday
STARS: 3
Pre-coffee Steve packed my lunch this morning.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/20/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 3
High in Fiber!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/20/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 0
Just managing to go downstairs each morning (without caffeine) to go get my coffee without killing myself somehow is a minor miracle.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/20/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0
I’m surprised I’ve managed to get out of bed and shut up my alarm without falling forward and hitting my head on my dresser.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/20/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2
Our coffee maker has a timer, which is super awesome. I load it up and set the timer before bed, and coffee is there waiting for me when I get up.
My wife doesn’t move. She gets her coffee delivered bedside every morning. That’s really how it should be done.
We’ve seriously discussed moving the coffeemaker into our bedroom to shorten that trip even further.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
10/20/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 2
This happened to me with a Panera sandwich once, no big deal, just remove the paper right? No. It was plastic and the sandwich was a panini, they were awesome though and drove me out a new sandwich with their catering van.