by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 10/19/2017 at 14:43
by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 10/19/2017 at 14:43
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STARS: 6
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gallon of chowder it the passenger foot well.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/19/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 6
mmmmm chowder. That could possibly be the worst thing you could ever spill in a car. Milk is really bad, but milk plus seafood. damn. good luck
"jimz" (jimz)
10/19/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 4
Monsieur, how do you like your shou-dair?
"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
10/19/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1
Reminds me of how my brother used to have a blender on an inverter strapped to the center console of his 240d and would mix everybody up slushee cocktails when we went to sporting events/concerts. (Dont worry, he always spent the night sleeping in the back seat before attempting to drive again)
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 4
Hahahaha! Say it again frenchie!
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/19/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 4
Remember that episode of the Office wheee Kevin makes Chile?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 2
Milk is pretty bad to spill in your car.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1794175572
No seafood in this chowder. It is the chowder of the corn kind.
"jimz" (jimz)
10/19/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1
Shou- dair.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/19/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1
Why isn’t it plugged into an inverter?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 2
No. I’m not even sure who Kevin is.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/19/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0
that sux. I’m be pretty unhappy doing that.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 2
Come back here! I’m not through demeaning you.
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
10/19/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 11
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0
Yeah but in the battle of stank demon versus man ... man won.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 5
It’s wireless.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 0
That’s some nasty looking chili.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/19/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0
RAINDROP
DROPTOP
CALZONE TRAVELING WITH A CROCK POT
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/19/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 3
That’s hardcore, man. Water only for me, thanks.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0
More on the line with the chowder.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
10/19/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
Haha, I’ll never forget when that scene came on. It’s been like 15 years since I’ve seen that.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
10/19/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 2
Came here for this
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/19/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0
Thank you
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
10/19/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 2
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
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Above was the transcript of CalzoneGolem’s commute.
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
10/19/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0
My off-brand slow cooker has a locking lid. I can hoon it up if I like.
"Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
10/19/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1
Possibly the saddest scene in the Office...
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/19/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0
It was one of those moments you wanted to laugh, but also wanted to cry. Kevin’s a good guy, he’s just not to bright
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/20/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 1
Close, but I have a habit of not taking the Lord’s name in vain. Instead it went ....
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/20/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0
We have that exact cooker but my wife brought it to a coworkers for a funeral, left it and I think they’ve decided to keep it.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
10/20/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 2
It’s not in vain if you’re legitimately calling out for help.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/20/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1
Lol fair enough.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
10/20/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1
Haha, I love pointing out that difference. (I’m Catholic, so it comes up more often than you’d think).