"well... We've got materials left over from the last few jobs, how about we just throw it all together and call it modern home design?"  

Kinja'd!!! by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 10/18/2017 at 20:47

No Tags
STARS: 8


Kinja'd!!!

I’ve cropped out the red, faux-brick facing on the other side of the garage in an effort to keep cruel and unusual punishment out of our communal posting grounds

Bonus, two priceless arts.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (33)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
10/18/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 2

It looks a bit busy, but I don’t particularly hate it.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 6

Four different styles of shades (electronic, the cordless pushup/pulldowns, two layer translucent/opaque and a semi-standard pull cord) and three different types of window tinting are what put me over the edge

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
10/18/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 1

Okay, that’s a good reason to be upset.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
10/18/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

I like the ladder and bucket.. makes you think..

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/18/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 2

I agree with both of you.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/18/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

Why be modern, when you can be post-modern?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 5

It’s what’s on the inside that really matters right?

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 2

I want more industrial designs to gain popularity here. That could be fun

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/18/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 5

It would, prepare us for our distopian future were autonomous robots do all the labor and we all live in government projects with enough universal basic income to survive, but not enough to enjoy life.

Until the AI we created sense our existential dread and decide to mercy kill all of us.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/18/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 5

Is... is that a painting of a dog humping a pig?

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/18/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1

That does tend to make up for the painting of a dog humping a piglet.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
10/18/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 2

Edgy and corporate drone at the same time. I am positively shocked there isn’t a Tesla in the garage.

Or is there?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 5

I was thinking more like hipster cocktail bars with Edison lights and distressed stone surfaces that try to be “authentic” dive bars but you can smell the $40 beard wax everyone uses plus everyone brings dogs for some reason

Actually I like your idea a lot more

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 1

That’s a piggy bank .

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

A piggy bank.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

No Tesla! No charging infrastructure either.

Kinja'd!!!

Alpina roadster and an Allroad in the garages while I was there. There was a beat up green E36 sedan that may have been theirs as well.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
10/18/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1

Amazing. Seriously. It seems every wannabe-futurist exec on the eastside has one now.

Z8 was a good investment, for the rich when new, and still today.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
10/18/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 4

I suppose varying facade materials is the McModern equivalent of the nesting gables and crazy rooflines of traditional McMansions.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
10/18/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 4

I like it when four guys like that, who are almost identical are standing outside the ping pong bar in SF owned by Susan Serandon. It’s like, you guys know you all look the same right?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
10/18/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

Nothing is humping the polar bear yet, thank the bloody baby jeeezuz

Kinja'd!!! "average user" (avgusr)
10/18/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 1

I will forgive them for everything if they give me that Alpina z8

Kinja'd!!! "Elumerere" (elumerere)
10/18/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

It’s like a kid with only a few legos left, but he has to use them all.

It’s a travesty.
That car in that garage only adds to the travesty.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/18/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

That’s not the kind of deposit little Johnny needs.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/18/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1

So, like, Chili’s for hipsters?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1

Or the sort of painting that anyone needs.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/19/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 0

Careful, I was once [wanking motion] scolded on here for posting art from someone’s home. But I guess you can’t call this art.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/19/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 0

This has to be Sammamish or Kirland.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/19/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 0

My perpetual scolder and self-appointed moral compass seems to be MIA. Rats.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/19/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 0

Yep. Few streets off Market, between downtown Kirkland and Juanita.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/19/2017 at 01:29, STARS: 0

Downtown has really changed... Just two years ago it still looked Kirkland.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/19/2017 at 05:13, STARS: 0

i was thinking the same

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/19/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

Eh, I kinda like it, but I bet the brick is utterly horrifying!