by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 10/18/2017 at 15:28
by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 10/18/2017 at 15:28
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STARS: 11
I’m ok with this.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/18/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 4
Why the dividing line?
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/18/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0
I didn’t notice it being all stealthy up there.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/18/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1
Woah, when did the onion move to kinja? also, no comments on it? weird.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/18/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 11
Oh no...the Onion is on Kinja
The Onion is one CSS-tag away from having a comments section
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/18/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 20
Have you never smelled raw onions?
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
10/18/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 7
This is gonna be fun....
"Censored" (chrisbrown2992)
10/18/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 27
Everything to the left is clearly 100% fact and everything to the right is satirical.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/18/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 5
I like you.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/18/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 6
I think you have that backwards.
"jimz" (jimz)
10/18/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 1
well, with the AV Club moved over, it was only a matter of time.
as long as I can find the “Owls are Assholes” lede I’ll be happy.
"Censored" (chrisbrown2992)
10/18/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2
Nah, backwards would imply that the Onion was factual, which they clearly accept that they are not. I was just half wrong or half right depending on your opto/pessi leanings.
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/18/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 3
Now I finally have a home to comment where no one can tell the difference between satirical humor and just being dumb. HOME!
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/18/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 2
Wow! Welcome addition.
Wonder how much they spent...
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/18/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 3
The Onion (Univision) bought Kinja (Gizmodo Media Group)
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/18/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/18/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1
Ah, so Univision already owned The Onion? Didn’t realize.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/18/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 0
The line is probably due to the satire. The main GMG blogs are otherwise ordered alphabetically.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/18/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 2
And now it makes sense why the Jalop bros will be on Fusion.
https://corporate.univision.com/portfolio/
"Biased Plies" (biased-plies)
10/18/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1
Will Ash’s post be reinstated in light of this development?
/ok, NOW I’m shitstirring
/Sorry
/nobanpls
"McMike" (mcmike)
10/18/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
Not Kinja, but they are owned by Univision.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/18/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 1
Click the link, The Onion is on Kinja
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/18/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0
It’s in kinja now.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/18/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 1
No comments section though...for now. Thats going to be interesting.
"McMike" (mcmike)
10/18/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 1
I had no idea. Last time I visited the site, it wasn’t.
No comments, though. Probably for the best.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/18/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 1
Wait, I think that describes most of the main GMG sites already?
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/18/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 1
Also, Gawrker .
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/18/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 1
They’ve been on the new bottom bar for a few weeks now.
"McMike" (mcmike)
10/18/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 3
RIP Onion.
"Chris Clarke" (shiftsandgiggles)
10/18/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 2
#Kinjad
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/18/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1
Nom Nom nom nom....
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/18/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1
Having The Onion on Kinja is stupid. It doesn’t look like a newspaper any more, and that was the whole point.
"BKosher84" (bkosher84)
10/18/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1
I mean, they brought in The AV Club, which was a Onion property I believe so this makes sense.
"nermal" (nermal)
10/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 2
I’m excited to read the comments once their stuff starts getting cross-posted and intermingled with the other sites.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/18/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0
Same.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
10/18/2017 at 18:19, STARS: 0
So will the other blogs get TV shows? Life hacker, DeadSpin, Jez, gizmodo, iO9???
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
10/18/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0
It’s where you cross over to the dark side...
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
10/18/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 2
I’m looking forward to it. Onions go well with Manwiches...
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 1
Interesting! I was really confused for a minute there... I just noticed it a few minutes ago...
"Justin T. Westbrook" (justintylerwestbrook)
10/19/2017 at 01:11, STARS: 0
I anticipate half of the Jalopnik staff migrating to The Onion within 12 months.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 1
Jason is a natural fit.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 2
I for one welcome our multi layered overlords.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 1
The top comment of every non-onion post is something along the lines of, “Wait ... is this the onion?”
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 0
TIL
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0
Get with the times gramps! No one reads words off processed tree corpses!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 0
I must not look at it.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 2
And calzones.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/19/2017 at 08:10, STARS: 0
You didn’t notice the smell?
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/19/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 2
Must be out of fluid for the smellivision.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/19/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 1
Ash78 needs to somehow get his recent stuff moved over there....
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
10/19/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 2
Sounds like we have the beginnings of an Onion-compatible buffet!
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
10/20/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 2
I like the Onion but if it gets kinja comments we’ll all get to see how no one actually gets anything on the internet really fast.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/20/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1
I’m hoping it stays cordoned off in its own container.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/23/2017 at 07:31, STARS: 0
I could see some others getting a series...
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
10/23/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
Well, with all the main sites, they’ll have PLENTY of material.