My special tools have arrived from China.

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 10/18/2017 at 14:58

Tags: Thermostat saga
STARS: 2


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That is some prime Engrish right there.


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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 2

Looks like an M52 fan clutch removal tool.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 1

Your use of Engrish could be easily construed as a slur.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/18/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 3

Still better than Google Translate

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 2

And if someone of Asian origin pipes up and says that they do not like it, I will happily change it.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/18/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 3

Hmmm. I had that same exact tool set. Here it is after looking at it for 3 minutes and 12 seconds

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Damn Chinesium

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 3

Wait until something offensive actually offends. Good plan.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 2

Correctamundo

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 7

More along the lines of “let the people who would theoretically be offended by it decide if it’s offensive or not”.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

No, more along the lines of you are being a dick. Have a nice day.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
10/18/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 2

May pre house the seamy side volitation.

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Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
10/18/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

Those will make your life easier.

Kinja'd!!! "Michael" (mhanczyc)
10/18/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

Nope. I authored the sub-thread and I moderated my sub-thread. In fairness, though, “being a dick” is vague. “Being defensive and stubborn and immature” would have been much more precise. I work with twelve-year-olds all day long, so I recognize emotional intelligence when I don’t see it.

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
10/18/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

I dont get it, are you a mod here?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/18/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0

Nope.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

Hey, what do I win?

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

Also, the fact that you need those tells me you have the wrong transmission. I have a nice gaping hole right where that fan would be...

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

I have a manual. Are manuals the wrong transmission?

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

Oh damn. Well... I’ve only seen that fan on an automatic. Shows you how much I know! My two E46's both had electric fans, and a giant gap between those and the belts.

I stand corrected! Happy shifting!

Are you doing a belt change? Or the infamous cooling system update?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0

It’s an E39, and I have to replace the thermostat housing. The fan is very much in the way of this.

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 0

It’s an E39, and I have to replace the thermostat housing. The fan is very much in the way of this.

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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/18/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

yes... that’s right. I remember now that the E39 had that, while the E46 mostly had the electric fan. For whatever reasons.

Sorry about that. Otherwise that’s all a pretty straightforward job! I recall it taking around 30-40 minutes minus that fan removal of course.

Just a PSA, how old is the fan? I had a co-worker with a ‘99 328i where the fan exploded and took out everything in its path. Not sure if that’s a common thing with age, or how much a fan costs, but it has to be less than an expansion tank, two radiator hoses, and a hood.