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Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 10/18/2017 at 00:00

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Why must you be like this America? WHY? Why must your perception of wealth be so skewed even for the wealthy?

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*pukes*


Replies (42)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/18/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0

I actually don’t mind these kitchens.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 4

wat no

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/18/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 1

Man these houses are so awkward. And they’re still bad without the text over them.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/18/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 0

That’s nice too.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
10/18/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 1

That hurts me bro... real deep.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
10/18/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/18/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 0

My mom would love that first one. She has horrible taste.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/18/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 1

I also like this one. Just this one

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 1

Thank you

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 2

I really don’t understand how or why or who.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
10/18/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 1

I need granite counter tops to microwave my TV dinners

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 7

Too much white. I don’t want to live in a sci-fi movie science lab, thank you.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/18/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 1

I know these are awful, but I’d give one of my nuts to have even half as much space and/or cupboard capacity. Every time I cook it just ends up with me shouting a constant string of curse words.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/18/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

Those are hideous. My kitchen has not been updated in 30 years so I can’t say much...

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
10/18/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 0

Noveau riche trash desperately trying to make their kitchens look elegant?

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
10/18/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
10/18/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 5

Still better than the white on white on white on white that some people like for some reason. Talk about cold and charmless.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 10

To the reeducation room!

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Kinja'd!!! "Spasoje" (Spasoje)
10/18/2017 at 01:45, STARS: 0

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... :)

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/18/2017 at 01:53, STARS: 0

Gross

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
10/18/2017 at 03:38, STARS: 3

“Welcome to the Island”

Kinja'd!!! "BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
10/18/2017 at 05:53, STARS: 2

If you remove the ugly big light thing in the first one, I really like it. What about it is so garish? Those ikea style kitchens that you seem to like are so soulless and cheap looking.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/18/2017 at 06:17, STARS: 1

Lightsabers conveniently within reach...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/18/2017 at 06:18, STARS: 0

Take the hint man. You are not meant to cook.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
10/18/2017 at 06:31, STARS: 1

#notallamericans

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
10/18/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 1

Mississippi school joke = roasted

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
10/18/2017 at 07:55, STARS: 1

Hmnnnnngggg that bamboo one tho

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/18/2017 at 07:58, STARS: 0

No.

I’d walk into the ones above and think they needed some serious doing over, but I could deal with it.

That one I’d walk into and go “AHHHH my eyes too much white gotta tear this out NOW”

Kinja'd!!! "adamftw" (adamftw)
10/18/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 0

Those kitchens are super outdated and terrible

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/18/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 0

My kitchen. My mum was definitely a fan of neutral colours.

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Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/18/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0

Anything that looks opposite of below is better.

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Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
10/18/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0

Or beige.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-beige-took-over-american-homes

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/18/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 1

What am I, a balsa enthusiast?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
10/18/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

Money and sense/taste often don’t exist in corresponding proportions. It can bring out the worst in people: see the outside of these houses, what’s in the driveway, or maybe election results.

Amusingly enough, the tacky mcmansion trend is definitely a real thing in Limeyland and Canuckistan as well (all three places where speculation and money laundering in real estate are significant parts of the economy, what a coincidence).

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
10/18/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

Great view, nice windows/doors, cold and charmless room.

Kinja'd!!! "So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky" (badams109)
10/18/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 0

These sort of kitchens always look like someone described what rich people like to the architect over the phone. Plus the huge amount of space says more ‘wheelchair accessible’ than luxurious to me.

Kinja'd!!! "AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
10/18/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

Now that’s a beautiful kitchen. I love white granite with those black veins running through them.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/18/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1

Meanwhile...in Australia...

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...we are ostentatious and stupid in other ways.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

That’s my idea of heaven.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
10/18/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "bubblestheturtle" (bubblestheturtle)
10/19/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

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Meanwhile, at the White house...

Kinja'd!!! "PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
10/24/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

That couch does not go with that room...