Best Excuse All Year

Kinja'd!!! by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 10/17/2017 at 15:39

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8:00 am class; 40 minutes late.


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/17/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 4

Also good: this form was last revised 6/1991.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
10/17/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

Lol did the kid really think he would get away with this?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 3

I don’t know. Very little surprises me.

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
10/17/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/17/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0

Wait. Wait Wait. 8 hours and 40 minutes late?

I know that’s not what happened but....

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/17/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 3

He forgot to sign it “Snidely’s Mother”.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

Also why I don’t ever win the lottery.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

The spirit of the law versus the letter of the law...

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/17/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 2

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/17/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

Fair, but at least read the question you’re attempting to answer.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/17/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

Woke up from the concussion?

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
10/17/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0

Haha the way this reads it’s like instead of getting on his bike he fell onto it. Then fell asleep and woke up late for class.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
10/17/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 7

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/17/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

In the Army we had quite a few forms that weren’t revised since the ‘70s and ‘60s. Unless I read it wrong and that’s when it was first introduced.

https://pdfimages.wondershare.com/forms-templates/da-form-1594.pdf

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 1

Maybe not.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 1

I have no idea. And perhaps, neither does he.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/17/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

It doesn’t say you can’t.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/17/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 2

“Dear Mr. Kotter, Juan Epstein was late because he was in conference with me. Signed, Principal Lazarus.” What are you trying to do to me, Epstein? I know the man’s handwriting. This note is legitimate!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/17/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

Good one. I miss that show.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/17/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

That’s a new one!

I don’t even get the pleasure of a funny/lame excuse. They just show up late.