by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 10/13/2017 at 22:40
by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 10/13/2017 at 22:40
Tags: Little Known Facts
STARS: 11
Of all of the infinite realities, not a single one exists where Audis are reliable.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/13/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 1
Plot twist: said reality is just where it’s 1981, every year.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/13/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0
In the Multiverse of Europa, there exists a race of people for whom these cars are among the most reliable, and Honda and Toyota are nearly ignored. The people at the Large Hadron Collider are looking into how this might have happened.
"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
10/13/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0
But my friend Ahmed is a Saudi and he’s very reliable.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/13/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1
Ash78 in ‘81, washing the brand new Mark I Jetta. RELIABLE.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/13/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 1
Those bespoke mudflaps...
"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
10/14/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 1
Yes, but the multiverse of Europa is named after a Lotus, so reliable has an alternate meaning there.