No Sex In The Woods Today

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 10/13/2017 at 12:40

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No. Not in the cabin or in the lake either. Not today. Just don’t. If you’re looking for a way to celebrate your 18th with your lover...skip a day. In fact...no camping either. Just stay the hell away from the woods entirely today.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/13/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

I never get sex in the woods. :-(

Would chance it, though. I like to live dangerously.

The only risk today is with cake. Anniversary cake.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/13/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 4

dead people can’t say no

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/13/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

Is today your anniversary then?

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
10/13/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
10/13/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 2

Well there go my fucking plans for the evening

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/13/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1

No, it’s this weekend. But I need to pick it up from the bakery that made the original one. Still risky as it requires a trip into the most congested part of the city with the worst traffic in the nation.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/13/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 3

Wait, I live in a cabin in the woods near a lake. SORRY HONEY I HAVE A HEAD ACHE.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/13/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 1

It’s a good day for it. Enjoy!

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/13/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1

I never understood that mannequin meme

Kinja'd!!! "Blondude" (Blondude)
10/13/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 2

wew lad

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/13/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0

Who would want to have sex in the woods? Yucky.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
10/13/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

What if I already did and survived? Does that mean I’m the killer and just don’t realize it?

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
10/13/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
10/13/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1

b r u h

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/13/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 4

I don’t remember taking this picture

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/13/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 0

Not a good day for Trav-elling I guess.