Help! Can Anybody Figure out What This Secret Car Is?

Kinja'd!!! by "Berang" (berang)
Published 10/13/2017 at 12:32

Tags: sarcasm
STARS: 1


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The camo wrap was so effective, that even with this blurry photo I took, I STILL can’t figure out who could have made it!


Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/13/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

New Lambo LM-002?!

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
10/13/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

Looks Land Rover-y to me

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
10/13/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 6

Pretty sure that’s a Ford Explorer.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
10/13/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

That’s some subtle shade on CUVs there, intentional or no. I approve

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
10/13/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

Volvo 240

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/13/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0

That lady’s heel strike hurts my knees from here :/

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
10/13/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 2

I’m pretty sure that’s a Mustang.

But on a more serious note, the SUV looks like a Land Rover. The greenhouse plus headlights mostly.

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
10/13/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/13/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 2

Obviously a Ford Explorer.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/13/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

Apparently it’s go for a brisk stroll with your hydration pack morning.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/13/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1

The largest object in the photo is a mini.-Irony-

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
10/13/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 2

What no one? Really?

“pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude”

Kinja'd!!! "rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI" (rillweid)
10/13/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 1

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
10/13/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

Is that foot actually touching the ground though? I think its a depth perception issue caused by the blurrines and her soles being white as well as the white line.

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
10/13/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 2

Did you at least try to save that woman’s life?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
10/13/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 1

Looks Rover-y

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
10/13/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0

Do not toy with my heart

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/13/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 0

I don’t think so but she is close. But at that point in her stride there is no way she isn’t heel striking. Unless she is doing something extra funky to level her foot in the last few inches before striking the ground haha

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
10/13/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

Looks like a Range Rover.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
10/13/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 2

Yeah, unless she has a furious toe-whip stride, that heel-strike coming.

She probably complains to her friends she meets at Starbucks, (to wear spandex capris and talk about how difficult their work-life balance is) that her sciatica is acting up again. You can see her friend coming down the street to meet her.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
10/13/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0

Hahahaha! This is likely true on so many different levels.

Kinja'd!!! "Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No" (pichz32)
10/13/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1

I am not liking this new Supra

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
10/13/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1

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