I don't think a kidney will cut it. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
Published 10/12/2017 at 17:00

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So apparently this place exists a few miles from my new house, unfortunately apart from having to buy a lot the annual membership fee is around $80,000. No matter how successful I become as a penetration tester, I will never be able to afford this.


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
10/12/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 10

No matter how successful I become as a penetration tester,

giggity

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/12/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 3

So that’s what they call it these days.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/12/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 0

So many mom jokes to be made

Really insensitive but...

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
10/12/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 2

I am so spoiled by my local track, 10 minutes away. $250 one-time fee and then $550 a year or $300 if you live more than 70 miles away. Ususally at least one full Saturday and one or two half days of driving, March to October. And if there’s an odd 60 and sunny day over the winter they will ususally open it up for driving! The full day events usually include lunch in the clubhouse. You can buy lots with garages with living space above them, there’s about 10 built so far.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
10/12/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 5

I had this queued up yesterday

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/12/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1

I honestly thought that was a polite term for gay jiggalo.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
10/12/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

I think the BMW driving school does events there.

Actually seems like they had a demo track day there just last weekend for $250.

https://mtrackdays.bmwusa.com/

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
10/12/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Cool job, awful title.