Oppo confession

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 10/12/2017 at 09:50

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So back in the day I wrote a “Letter to Doug” that was accepted and he wrote about on FP. I went back to look at it for shits and giggles and in the comments the ratio of Oppos to regulars is like 1:4.

Also in case some of you newbie’s wonder why we love doug so much. Here’s a sick burn he laid on me.

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Seeing as how Flordia’s public schools are ranked 12 spots ahead of Texas.

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I’ll actually take that as a compliment of sorts

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Here’s the full article


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/12/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 8

He’s a very good writer. Unfortunately that doesn’t translate well to his screen presence.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/12/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 8

Your voice can’t crack in text.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/12/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 2

Doug is how I found Jalopnik, and in turn, Oppo (back when it was linked to Jalopnik) to begin with. I do kinda like his articles better than his videos, though—

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
10/12/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 1

Dat trillionaire’s club doe

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Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
10/12/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

I don’t mind his videos, but his books are quite fun reads.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
10/12/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 2

Ah yes, back when Doug was funny.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/12/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 8

Seeing as how Flordia’s public schools are ranked 12 spots ahead of Texas.

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/12/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

Maybe if all us Texas Oppos went into business together, we could crack into it!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/12/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

We were a country a one point, so we’re still better.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
10/12/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

You guys just keep telling yourself that

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
10/12/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

time to slang dem trees, make dat dirty

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/12/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

I was thinking making janky boutique cars, but we could still do that as a front. I’m taking an Accounting 101 class so I could cook the books!

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
10/12/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 0

Lol Damn get it together Milford. 

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/13/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 0

He used to be cool. He used to not just say quirks and features over and over.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/17/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

I need to go on record as never liking Doug.