Buy American they say.

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Published 10/10/2017 at 20:51

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So I bought a American Standard toilet.

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But it’s made in Mexico.

This is where my future shitposting will be from. A Canadian sitting (Shitting) on an American standard that is made in Mexico.


Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/10/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 1

The Standard Australian is made in China these days...and China typically has squatting toilets.

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/10/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 7

Dat NAFTA

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
10/10/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

doe

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/10/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 6

The standard for America is to outsource its shit(ters).

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/10/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

Is that the new American standard?

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
10/10/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

Enjoy unreliability.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/10/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 2

Mexico is in America.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 5

I thought this was an Australian bathroom

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 1

Didn’t know my toilet was made by rapists and some good people.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
10/10/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0

I shit like a bear sitting with my butt hanging over a log in the woods.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 0

At this price it better be reliable. American standard toilets are like 3 times the price of non brand name toilets.

i had to buy this toilet cause it was the only 12 inch rough that was less than 11 inches from the wall. It was the 3rd 12 inch I bought, next step was going to a 10 inch rough toilet, but they don’t make dual flush 10 inchers.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
10/10/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1

What a crap job.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
10/10/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 2

My grandmothers toilet was a brand VD. needless to say there were many jokes and they’ve since been bought by kohler.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
10/10/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0

I prefer Gerber, myself.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/10/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 4

As much as I try to buy American, I shitpost from a Toto. Dem Japanese make a mighty fine toilet. No idea where it was actually made though.

True story: the last birthday present my mom bought me before she passed, was a new Toto for the bathroom I was remodeling at the time. “A throne for my prince!” She said :)

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
10/10/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

What’s that paint color?

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
10/10/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

Some people might think you’re shit posting. The truth is USAians are bad at geography.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/10/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

I’m good at geography, unlike most people in my country.

Kinja'd!!! "BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
10/10/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

It wasn’t, you said it was made in Mexico, the rapists are the ones heading north.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/10/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1

I shit like the pope while shitposting in the woods.

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/10/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

On a phone made in Malaysia or something

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0

Ok so now I understand why the wall. Thanks for the clarification

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

Not my bathroom.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 0

iPad is made in China I think.

My toilet paper is Canadian made!

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
10/10/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0

Mexico is a country in the continent of North America. There is no continent called America. America is the colloquialism for the United States of America, which is also a country in North America.

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
10/10/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

Having owned 4 (with one of them still lucky to be in the house), well...

If you get the pressure-assisted units, you might be fine. And I say might with a bit of emphasis.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/10/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 2

You might want to see a doctor if you destroyed 3 or them.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
10/10/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

Using Mexicans to make things and then shitting all over them seems to be an American standard.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
10/10/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

Jesus. I’ve had my American Standards for eight years now. Replaced the origonal one because it cracked...after 50+ years of use.

A cracked toilette is a fun thing to come home to.

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
10/11/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0

Thankfully, I don’t have to - they kept getting plugged by nothing BUT a single sheet of toilet paper.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
10/11/2017 at 05:36, STARS: 0

I’ve no idea what a “rough toilet” is and I’m afraid to Google it.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
10/11/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 0

I shit you not, I was in an Ihop in Virginia one day and they had two urinals, one was an american standard and the other was an asian standard. I kick myself for not taking a picture.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/11/2017 at 07:26, STARS: 0

The rough in is the measurements from the wall to the centre of the toilet’s flange(the hole in the floor that the toilet sits on)

The rough or rough in is the term used in construction so should be safe to Google

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
10/11/2017 at 07:29, STARS: 0

Was the Asian standard lower and smaller?

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
10/11/2017 at 07:51, STARS: 0

Nope, but it was more efficient, waterless design.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
10/12/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

ahuevo :]