I did a boring thing

Kinja'd!!! by "Hooker" (Hooker)
Published 10/10/2017 at 17:01

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STARS: 6


When left to my own devices, I often do some dumb-shittery. What follows is exactly that.

It’s a 2018 Equinox LT. I got $7,200 off of sticker (!) and I love it. I will miss the Camaro Turbo 4 but it was high time I had something more comfortable and more usable. The Cruze hatch was a close second but this was actually CHEAPER! Due to current incentives. Make that make sense in your head. It has niceties like dual zone climate control, a first for me. Heated seats, side blind zone alert (just neat, OK?) As well as a host of other shit you don’t care about it. It is Pepperdust Metallic and I love it. Flame suit on.

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Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
10/10/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 2

Story checks out. This is boring.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
10/10/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 1

I like it!

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
10/10/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 2

Supply of these is dwindling thanks to the strike at their assembly plant in Ontario. Be glad you got one when you did!

Kinja'd!!! "Bytemite" (bytemite)
10/10/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
10/10/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 3

This is the longest it took me to read an article. I fell asleep when I saw the interior pic. Looked at it again and now I need coffee.

Good deal though.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/10/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
10/10/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 2

Congratulations! Sounds like a great deal!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/10/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1

it’s a good car hook

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
10/10/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 4

The new Equinox is really nice. You have no reason to be ashamed.

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
10/10/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1

Well that didn’t last long.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/hooker-bought-a-new-car-1787984168

How big of a hit did you take with only owning the Camaro for just barely a year?

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/10/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 1

GM does have some nice colors; this is definitely one of them.

Glad it has a normal automatic shifter too

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
10/10/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 1

Im sorry

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
10/10/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 2

Pictures literally cannot do Pepperdust justice, it’s amazing in person.

These new Equinoxs popped up everywhere insanely fast. I really dig them to be honest.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/10/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

I fell asleep reading this

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 1

I fell asleep writing it.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 1

Haha. Thank you!

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

Heck yeah! Me too! It was a crazy good deal and I was so shocked at all the discounts. I literally bought it cheaper than a comparable Cruze or Trax.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0

I genuinely like it! And I’m impressed with how smooth, quiet and compliant it is. It’s no sports car but it doesn’t wallow at all in the corners. Of course, I don’t push it hard at all. It’s not meant to. But it won’t hate back roads or mountain roads.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 2

Haha. I was hoping someone would ask this. I bought the Camaro for a hair over 22K last year. I bought this for 21500. I drove the Camaro for a little less than a year and got 18,000 for it on trade (not bad especially because I punished the tires. They were fine said my manager. Held up better than expected.) It cost me a little over 4K to drive it for a year, excepting fuel and insurance. Which both went up when I bought the Camaro. Significantly.

I bought this car for $7,200 off with dealer employee discount and 5K in rebates. All in, I financed less this time than I did last year by about a grand. My payment went down. My term went down. My gas expense will go down (regular vs. premium) and my insurance dropped by a little less than 200 per year. So, other than keeping my self in debt for several more years, I don’t think it was a bad shake. If this makes any sense. I’m not terribly awake yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:52, STARS: 0

I agree! I looked at the “Sandy Ridge Metallic” as well. It has quite a presence for what amounts to beige. But it’s hella high metallic flake beige. The Pepperdust looks striking when in the sun. Kind of greenish silver. I love it!

I agree, people seem to really dig them. I never thought I’d SUV again, however, this one is the most car-like that I’ve driven and I like that. I don’t have any interest in sitting up high though so I move the seat down low as it goes. Haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0

You aren’t lying! I’d kill to have the Terrain ONLY because the front passenger seat (purportedly) folds flat as well. However, that push button tranny kills it for me. Also, the Equinox has an old but heavily revised 6 speed that is so silky smooth you hardly know it’s there!

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0

It’s not THAT bad!

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0

This guy had the best mannerisms. Period.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1

Still the nicest, most comfortable, most technology filled thing I’ve ever had.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

That’s the only way I buy.

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 0

Thank you Sir Sweden! I’m stoked!

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

Me too! Thank you!

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/11/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0

Why? Wait, I likely know why. But I genuinely like it. And I can carry more things now. Or things at all now!

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
10/12/2017 at 01:57, STARS: 0

The new ones are just so dreadful to drive for more than 30 min at a time

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/12/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

I’ll admit the 1.5T needs a bit more top end power to not feel lethargic. However, the seats are a delight (to me) and it handles competently for what it is. The old Equinox was terrifyingly loud and unrefined toward the end of its life. I just drove this one to the mountains and back yesterday. That’s 3 hours in each direction. Highly recommend.

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
10/12/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

Did u get the manual cloth seats?

Kinja'd!!! "Hooker" (Hooker)
10/12/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0

Full power driver and manual passenger cloth. I can’t stand leather seats.