"my ex-wife even claims to have pictures of me driving my mistress around"

Kinja'd!!! by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 10/10/2017 at 13:52

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When you search CL for cars being sold for heath/divorce/bankruptcy reasons sometimes you get an interesting read out of it.


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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/10/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 5

Shit that’s not even the best line from the ad!!!

“With all this youthful rejuvenation, I knocked up my receptionist and will now need to replace this for a family hauler”— DOH!

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
10/10/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0

My personal favorite

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
10/10/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 5

Hilarious. Also, it’s Tiptronic because his hands were busy.

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
10/10/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 2

Back around 2009 some guy bought a 1961 Corvair with his wife’s money. Then stashed it away. In 2012, he had his wife parted ways. At which point she found out about it and a large number of other cars. I bought it from her lawyers. In 2014, I moved with it.

Side note, anyone in Virginia want a ‘61 Corvair that lived almost it’s entire life in California? I’ve been struggling with time, money, and enthusiasm for my project.

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
10/10/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 4

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To me, this was the funniest line.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/10/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

I was really torn between that one and the one I quoted.

It’s a really good ad.

Kinja'd!!! "TractorPillow" (tractorpillow)
10/10/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 1

Man this is CL gold!