I'll chalk it up as "An Attempt Was Made"

by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 10/10/2017 at 10:23

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"itschrome" (itschrome)
10/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2

I don’t know who loves stickers more, high end sports car collectors or kindergartners..

"CB" (jrcb)
10/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 5

“You know what we need? More versions of the 911. 20 isn’t enough.”

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/10/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0

They knew they’d just sell 5 if the really did it right.

"S65" (granthp)
10/10/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1

Oh come on they didn’t even do the headlights

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/10/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 6

an attempt was made. ok. that is like me sticking my ass off the edge of the bed and shitting on the floor and saying I made an attempt for the toilet.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/10/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0

The 911, Porsche’s Mustang

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/10/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 5

"CB" (jrcb)
10/10/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1

I was going to try and counter that, but then I remembered the Pony edition, California Special, that cancer one, yeah, you’ve got a point.

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
10/10/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0

Because, you know, vinyls are so hard and expensive to do Porsche.

seriously, why even bother?

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
10/10/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

More like Porsche’s Challenger, 3 engines and 300 “trims” (aka graphics options)

"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
10/10/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

Looks closer to this legendary race car...

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/10/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1

The Laser 917 is Le Mans-inspired, by which I mean it’s 917-inspired, by which I mean it’s a fiberglass kit car on a Beetle which still manages to be more Le Mans-ey in a general way, and is way cheaper. Even with a genuine Porsche swap.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/10/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

100% this

"macanamera" (macanamera)
10/10/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 1

wow, what are the chances two of the same car would be driving right next to each other like dat

"Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/10/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

Ugh fuck you Porsche