"Dammit, it's not even Halloween yet for goodness sake. I'm tired of Christmas being pushed on us. The commercialization of Holidays is poisoning our minds and spirits. It's time for --"

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 10/09/2017 at 23:07

Tags: Every man has his price
STARS: 15

Oooh EGG NAWWWWWWWWG!

Replies (12)

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/09/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

GAWD DAMMIT. Why did you have to tell me this? RIP being a healthy weight.

"Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
10/09/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 2

Egg nog is airways responsible for about 99% of my holiday weight gain. I can’t resist it. The dairies here aren’t as decent as NY, butt the nog is still good

"XJDano" (xjdano)
10/09/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0

What is rBST* ?

Why is it free? Is it included free like a toy in cereal boxes? Free like the glazing on the toaster strudel where you have to add it yourself?

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/09/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 1

Man, I love that stuff. I cut it with skim half the time to tell myself I’m being at least a bit healthier, but it rings hollow when I finish the carton anyway.

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
10/10/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

Forgot that this was a thing, now remembers that this is a thing.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
10/10/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 1

I get the Alpenrose choc milk at TJ’s....

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/10/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 1

It’s a growth hormone.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/10/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
10/10/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 1

Sorry, I prefer my custard in non-liquefied form.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/10/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0

I made some egg nog last year with Breckenridge rye bourbon. IT WAS AMAZING

"RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/10/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 0

Once again, the only thing saving me from eggnog-related seasonal obesity might be my habit of “diluting” each fatty glass with a considerable quantity of brown liquor.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/10/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 0

10/10 BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Just add rum!