Went offroading today.

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 10/09/2017 at 14:14

Tags: Look at that flex!
STARS: 5

Really puts some hair on your chest. It was intense, earth-shattering, bowel-convulsing, dirty work. But I made it all the way —

... off the pavement.

Replies (12)

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/09/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

I call shenanigans! I bet the left rear is still fully on asphalt.

"E90M3" (e90m3)
10/09/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0

The closet I’ve ever come to offroading was flying down dirt lease roads in a company truck. Well, maybe it was more like rallying. The power slides made up for all the aggressive driving violations I got.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/09/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2

Mud eroded, so I’m technically not on pavement

YO

"Bytemite" (bytemite)
10/09/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 2

Still more offroad than crossover drivers.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/09/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

Not sure you’re allowed to “YO” in a non-raised, white Taco with a cover.

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/09/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 4

How did you make it out without a winch and a light bar? You’re lucky to be alive.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
10/09/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 1

How’d you get out of there with out a sick lift, Brosef?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/09/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

I could have done that in my mom’s CRV.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/09/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

Your mom

Wait, that didn’t work out as I planned...

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/09/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

You engaged 4L didn’t you.

"Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
10/09/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1

I parked my Taco on wet gravel today. I thought I was hot stuff until I saw the evidence of your mud-bogging.

Dang, bro.

"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
10/09/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1