Can anyone identify this? 

Kinja'd!!! by "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
Published 10/09/2017 at 13:57

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Spotted at a car show. The only original piece left (I think?) is the steering wheel, which suggests that it used to be some kind Pontiac. The rest is “hand crafted” sheet metal and plywood... interior shot after the jump.

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Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
10/09/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 4

...wut?

This looks like a high school shop class high on fumes put it together!

...are....are those cup holders welded in?!

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1

that’s Jeff..

Kinja'd!!! "Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh)
10/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1

Quite easy.. it’s a shitbox :P

Kinja'd!!! "Aaron M - MasoFiST" (amarks563)
10/09/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 1

My wild uneducated guess is a G-Body of some sort, like an old Regal. The shifter also looks to be original, though may not be.

Fun fact though, Massachusetts kit car registrations require the VIN of a legal donor car. So there is a VIN tied to that...thing, which is likely the VIN of the engine and transmission donor if the car is plated like it appears to be in the picture.

And before you ask, no, I don’t know what the safety inspection standards are for kit cars...even if I did, looking at these pictures I am merely baffled.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/09/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 3

It’s clearly Pontiac Arachnid

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/09/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

I’m gonna barf

Kinja'd!!! "Aaron M - MasoFiST" (amarks563)
10/09/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

To be clear, if it’s a Pontiac donor then my guess is a 7th gen Bonneville. A Grand Prix from that time would likely be too nice/valuable to mutilate.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/09/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 2

I think it would look decent with some coats of paint (preferably a shade that masks the metalwork), uniformity in the interior, and a roofline that makes sense.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
10/09/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

A car that is most likely to split in half in about 20 minutes

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/09/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 3

The wheels are PMD and the blue was Pontiac’s engine color

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

Yeahhh I’m no expert, but I think you’d have to *try* to be this bad at working with your hands.

I’m pretty sure those were metal cups once and now... you put your cup inside another cup? And never buy a small coffee

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
10/09/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

WHAT IS THAT SCOOP ON THE ROOF FOR?!

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

Yeah I can’t belive this is on the road, at least he is probably only a danger to himself... as long as his brake job is better than his welding lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1

It makes me want to try my hand at this. Not that the result would be pretty but hey if this guy can do it...

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1

I figured someone would know that engine block paint!

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 3

Ralph Nader eat your heart out. This thing is unsafe just sitting there

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

Lol xD

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1

Ah yes, a dealer package from an alternate universe

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0

I think he spells it Geoff

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1

Well... it’d be more attractive!

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

It does +20 horsepower, cools the rear brakes, AND provides 100lbs of downforce

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/09/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

It pains me to think that there is somebody who is proud of having made this.

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
10/09/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

From the steering wheel, wheels, and engine I would guess a: 1978 Pontiac LeMans.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
10/09/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

So... Pontiac steering wheel, Pontiac engine (blue, just a guess), GM looking shifter console. Who knows... complete homemade thing! Larz Anderson show? Which one was this? I have to get to more Larz shows!

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 0

lol yep it’s unbelievable. I can’t even tell what he was going for.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0

Yeah a few people have guessed a Pontiac from that specific era, I bet you’re right

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/09/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

Yep, I think it must have been cars and coffee? There’s no way it would qualify for anything else! This weekend will be excellent, Tutto Lite on Sat and Japanese Car Day (usually huge) on Sun.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
10/09/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 1

This approaches what cars might look like if the bodywork were organically grown.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/09/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1

Yeah there were a few odd ball ones, but pretty much all blue. Plus the steering wheel is a Pontiac one.

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Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
10/09/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

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grand prix........

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Kinja'd!!! "KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
10/09/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

I found the owners Flickr. It used to be a ‘77 Grand Prix.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/10/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0

organically grown... in Mordor?

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/10/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0

champion! reverse image search FTW

Kinja'd!!! "KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
10/10/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

I didn’t even need that. Just googled ‘arachnid pontiac’.