Rear Ended while reviewing an STI

Kinja'd!!! by "Hans Kuiper" (hanschepuve)
Published 10/07/2017 at 07:59

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Hoooly smokes! Shameful accident, apparently a rich kid in a Macan was texting while driving and killed the poor subie..

It happens a 2min 30 sec in


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
10/07/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 1

“Yeah, I was just going to the gym and I....”

It all makes sense... wait.... what??

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
10/07/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 0

Ugh. I’m not sure what he’s saying between 2:30 and 2:50, but I can only imagine. That was a HARD hit.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/07/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 1

“Uhhh I was just going to gym and uhhh”

Yeah, cause that helps everyone in this situation. He hit him super hard, clearly paying no attention. I feel like that should be enough for the Porsche drivers license to be taken away, but I know it won’t.

EDIT: Replied while watching, the Porsche was a loaner. What a maroon.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/07/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 4

stop fucking using your phone while driving, it can wait

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/07/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 1

Twice now I have seen people plow into the back of stopped traffic because they were texting and driving. I’ve given up on the hope that people will ever stop doing so.

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/07/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 0

Florida.

i couldn’t work out where it was till he walked around the back of the Porsche.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/07/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 1

ALL that kid had to do was put the phone down and drive. That’s it. This whole thing could have been avoided, even without autonomous cars or AEB. And now- well, I’m no insurance adjuster, but I’m pretty sure that STI is totaled. What a waste. Damn it.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
10/07/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 2

Cherry on the cake was that the guy in the Porsche was dressed exactly how’d you expect an idiot kid driving a Porsche to be dressed.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
10/07/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

manufacturer plate. it really depends who is responsible for the car in this situation. where I work, test cars go out to suppliers and media outlets on bailment; a short-term loan contract which specifies the borrower is responsible for insuring the vehicle while in their possession. Though in this case I doubt Subaru of America wants to keep a car that suffered that much damage in its press fleet, so they’d probably settle with the bailee’s insurance, take the vehicle back, and scrap it.

Kinja'd!!! "Probenja" (probenja)
10/07/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0

Porsche guy blames it on his dog, but I’m sure reviewer guy is right and he was indeed texting and driving.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
10/07/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

Do they still have that MR subie kit car?

Solutions!

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
10/07/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0

The heck is going on with that 3way split about 5min into the video. Why?

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
10/07/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

new*

Kinja'd!!! "TheVicious" (TheVicious)
10/07/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

Had this happen to me. Teenage girl in a civic was texting and driving (could see through my mirrors) and said hello to my rear bumper. Of course she said “I didn’t see you. Right, you didn’t see the silver towering suv. Stopped at a red light. K. The irony is some other dumb ass hit me not a week after I got it replaced cause his brakes were shot (no damage that time).

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/07/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0

On the surface the Porsche held up a lot better than I wouldve expected for that kind of hit

Kinja'd!!! "nafsucof" (galinskiomatic)
10/07/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0

Cars have big hardened steel crash bars behind the bumper covers. It seem like it sits very close to the crash bar didn’t deflect too much

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
03/07/2018 at 10:31, STARS: 0

He is dressed like a buffoon.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/07/2018 at 10:49, STARS: 0

Exactly

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
03/07/2018 at 10:51, STARS: 1

If someone dressed like him rear ended me I wouldn’t even talk to them, I’d just say:

“Can you call your parents so that we can fix this”
“Call your parents”
“Call your parents”
“Call your parents because there’s no fucking way an adult dresses that way”

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/07/2018 at 12:17, STARS: 0

That’s pretty much exactly what I would do. Let’s get an adult on the phone immediately.