by "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
Published 10/06/2017 at 08:25
by "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
Published 10/06/2017 at 08:25
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STARS: 10
The best part of waking up, is THE CACOPHONOUS SYMPHONY OF FIVE LITERS OF AMERICAN FURY, PIERCING THE CHILL MORNING AIR LIKE THE SCREAMS OF A FREE EAGLE. IT IS BUT A SMALL CONSOLATION TO THE MEANDERING MUNDANITY OF DAILY LIFE BUT LO, IT IS A GLORIOUS ONE.
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
10/06/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 5
idk man I really like coffee
"Nibby" (nibby68)
10/06/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 1
who needs coffee when your car sounds like that
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/06/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 3
I don’t drink coffee that often, usually only when I go out to breakfast, but my girlfriend works at Starbucks now and gets a free pound of coffee every week so I’m probably going to drink like a lot of coffee now.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
10/06/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 1
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"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
10/06/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 2
better than some pansy-ass 2.3l amirite
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/06/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0
This is some very good “good morning, OPPO”.
Mine is four litres of German fury, also like an eagle, just not a bald one.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/06/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 1
Word.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/06/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 1
I wanted to give it a rev, but since I live in a duplex and it was about 6 AM....I figured I’d be a decent neighbor.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
10/06/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0
Yup
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/06/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 2
I’m sure you’re already “the asshole” in some of their minds... My friends in my old neighborhood used to time their mornings based on when I rolled out at 7:00.
Oh crap, Dave’s leaving. Get moving kids!
"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
10/06/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 2
When I was down to driving just my truck, my neighbors across the street did the same thing. A 5.9L alarm clock.
"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
10/06/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0
It’s always good to wake up to 8 cylinders... even if it is brand F.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
10/06/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1
that’s the most hipster thing I’ve seen all day
"C62030" (c62030)
10/06/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0
It could be worse. He could be browsing Pinterest.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/06/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0
It’s a ruse. This is where I’m posting from most of the time:
